By Jonnobot, 12:04 PM on Fri Jan 14 2005, 4,935 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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We're not big Owen Wilson fans—that whole blonde ironic detachment thing never really did anything for us. We will, however, be looking at him rather differently from now on after seeing these vidcaps from "The Life Aquatic" (etc.) posted today by our lycra-licking sibling site Defamer—who also provides handy links to other current penile news, including a review of Jamie Foxx's home movies and the buzz on why they call Justin the "Trousersnake". Will celebrity phallic worship supplant nipple slips as the new media obsession of '05? We can but wait and see.

"The Life Aquatic With That Thing In Owen Wilson's Speedo" (Defamer)

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