Of all the readers who wrote to to help us in our quest for more hot Saint Patrick's-themed porn today, we're most grateful to John for pointing us towards these galleries of celebs like Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, and Salma Hayek transformed into green-skinned Orion Slave Girl specimens: "They're like animals. Vicious. Seductive. They say no human male can resist them." (Yes, we realize that Star Trek has very little to do with Saint Patrick's Day. But hey, at least they're green.)

Orion Slave Girls: "The green skinned women of Star Trek" (fortunecity.com, sound file warning - thanks John)
Orion Slave Girls (entry @ memory-alpha.org)

Previously: Sexy Trekkies, Naked Klingon Women, Medusa's Realm/Gorgon Garden