We're not even going to try and write a witty haiku riposte about anything, but we have to admit that the cute-as-a-button illustrations of double penetrations (and more) over at Hentai Haiku are pretty inspiring, at least in one vital way. Good thing Hentai Haiku lets you submit your own for each dirty picture; visit Wikipedia for guidelines, ogle the hentai, then get your haiku on. V.B.

Hentai Haiku (@ hentai-haiku.com; thanks masturbateforpeace.com)

Previously: Davo's Amateur Porn Poetry, Milk Tank, Kasumi Gear, Japanese Big-Boob T-Girl Art

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