Janet Jackson may have attempted to make light of the Nipplegate scandal in her "Saturday Night Live" appearance last weekend, but there are still far more important repercussions at stake: CBS has announced plans to scrap its annual Victoria's Secret fashion show broadcast, citing concerns about "inappropriate timing" in the wake of That Incident. (As if continuing to show Bob Dylan hawking women's underwear were somehow more appropriate? It's just more shame!)

"Victoria's Secret Drops TV Show" (CBS)
"'Decency' Kills Victoria's Secret Show" (morons.org)
See also: "Top Secret" (20.2 mB .mpg video w/sound @ videocartel.com, via Coolio's Babes)

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