We have to admit feeling a little disappointed when Britney (the other one, we mean) married that Federline person last year: would we be forever deprived of watching her Valley Of the Dolls-like descent into the murky waters of hardcore smut? Lucky for us, porn star Jessica Sweet has done a spookily realistic job morphing herself into Britney Rears, and the video trailer and press campaign behind "Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Party" (out next week) looks like it'll deliver all the ironic pop star camp we need ... or at least enough hot sex to keep us distracted from that deliriously awful theme song. "Hey Britney, where ya goin'?"

"Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Party" (.wmv video, galleries, and DVD release info @ allmediaplay.com)

See also: Jessica Sweet (profile @ Search Extreme)
"Britney Rears: The Next Big Thing?" (Rog Reviews)

Previously: Britney "Nude": Enough Already, Britney Boobenslippen, Britney Spears: The Downward Spiral, Britney's Porn Tape?, Trinity: The Biggest Fan, Hardcore Britney Comics