Now that we've had a chance to browse through artist Gernot Sieffert's online catalogue of ultra-curvy fetish babe illustrations and three dimensional figurines, we're ready to throw out our grungy old IKEA wall clock and get our hands on one of his desktop models instead. Unfortunately, however, there's no ordering information provided—guess we'll just have to stick with telling time the old-fashioned way instead of having it served up to us by a foxy enema nurse or a rubber-clad maid with a dildo on a tray.

Bizarre Gallery (Flash portfolio @ gernot-illustration.de)

Previously: Eropon: Bondage Sculptures, James Girls Sculpure Kits, Scat Dolls, Milk Tank, Booty Babes