Since we just can't hide our love for Belladonna (trust us, we've tried covering it with a long shirt), we were beside ourselves with disappointment when we saw that her latest all-girl release wasn't going to hit the streets until May—that is, until we were cheered by the full-color, printable hotel-style door hangers she made to promote "Do Not Disturb" on her site, each with explicit images of her and costars Katja Kassin, Vandalia and Haley Paige. Funny how the sight of Bella on all fours grinning over her shoulder at us on a sign that tell us not to come in makes us want to do the exact opposite.

Belladonna: "Do Not Disturb" (DVD info and door hangers @ enterbelladonna.com)

Update We were so busy looking at Bella's knockers (thanks folks, we're here all week!) that we didn't even notice the "Do Not Disturb" Phone Prop Giveaway until our deep-linking sibling site Gizmodo bought it to our attention. (True, it's a "non-functioning" device, but we have the same Nokia model and ours doesn't work that much better.)

Previously: Audrey, Belladonna, and Selena, "Gina Lynn and Belladonna Unleashed", "My Ass Is Haunted", "Bella Loves Jenna" Reviews, Belladonna @ Luv The Boobs