"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
20-year-old Presley Staxxx is a little nervous (hence the extra Xs) before her first filmed sex scene, captured in "Brand New Faces 19." What's more, her first leading man is the irrepressible Nick Manning. Oh, but she seems delightfully absorbent.
This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."
We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD.
By now you're probably aware that last night in Hollywood hordes of porn insiders gathered to celebrate the 25th XRCO Awards at the Highlands in Hollywood. We got some snaps of our own for you.
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original.
Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own "Star Trek" porn: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX."
The problem is an existential one: If a man does not come on his partner's face and/or tits and/or hair and/or belly and/or ass, has Porn happened? Let's check in with birthday girl Sunset Thomas.
Being deeply entrenched in the adult entertainment industry has its advantages—like insider galleries from parties & award shows you can't get anywhere else. Not like this anyway.
There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee.