This Just In: "Porn Stars Like It Big"

For untold generations, mankind has argued about the size of the boat versus the motion of the ocean ... and still hasn't come up with a definitive answer yet. After having their sleep-deprived staff pore over thousands of hours of stock pornography (not to mention evidence from their own fine family of paysites), however, one company has finally come to a definitive scientific conclusion. Sorry guys—this one might sting a little: from their world headquarters near the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Brazzers has announced this week that porn stars most definitely like it big, which should bring an end to the debate once and for all. More »