In a world where deep, dark desires are forbidden, and giving over to your impulses can cost you your life, one Los Angeles porn convention will bring together the most seductive women in all of porn and dangle them before your eyes for three...
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men.
So apparently there is some show on Comedy Central called "Tosh.0." We're not sure what it's about, or what the format is, but the one and only Bree Olson was on last night, playing beer pong with Dave Attell.
If Sunny Lane and Bree Olson were scientists creating the perfect blend of wholesomeness and hooker in their melon-scented lab, Sarah Vandella would win them the Nobel Prize in Saucy.
What is there to say about porn powerhouse Jenna Haze that hasn't already been said? She's a beautiful girl with enough sheer, raw talent to power an entire release. But of course you already know that about the AVN Female Performer of the Year.
You know that feeling when you've got your barely-legal, barefoot and tippy-toed, cornfed and eager Mormon spouse by the ass? (You do? Awesome.) Well, like Matt Hooper said, I've got that beat. We've got a loveseat full of Cyberskin pussies and...
Because these babes have the power to cure what ails us...
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at.
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