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#bookreview
Everything You Wanted To Know About "Sex: How To Do Everything"
Given the fact that we here at Fleshbot try to cover as many bases as possible—and despite that first person plural voice we insist on using most of the time—it's not too surprising that our editorial staff finds itself experiencing a difference of opinion every now and then. (For example: some of us crave the newfangled taste of a ass smoothie, while others are only satisfied by a classic dirtpipe milkshake). Our latest object of disagreement is the new coffee table extravaganza by "self-proclaimed Emily Posts of the modern bedroom" Em and Lo, "Sex: How To Do Everything", and not just because we fought amongst ourselves for a first look when the review copy arrived at Fleshbot Central: while some of us were immediately won over by the beautiful pictures and lovely layout, others were left a little limp on the whole project. Read some of our pros and cons (and get a peek at some of those photos) after the jump. More » -
#fleshbotrequests
Panty Raid! Girls In Their Underwear
We love looking at naked women—you might even say that it's one of our favorite pastimes. But as much as we love the sight of exposed flesh, there are still days when we long for a simpler time: a time when rims weren't gaped until at least the third date, when ass smoothies were reserved for the ones we loved, and when girls would occasionally—just occasionally!—keep their panties on. In remembrance of those days, we'd like to offer up a selection of our favorite pantyclad lovelies. (Just don't be fooled by their demure looks: underneath those panties, they're actually naked!) -
#burningquestions
How Do You Organize Your Porn?
We'd like to think that there's no such thing as too much porn. But when you've been collecting it for years, you have to question that assumption. Sure, having room upon room (or hard drive upon hard drive) full of smut seems like the ultimate in decadent living ... but when you feel like rubbing one out in a hurry, you need to be able to quickly separate your dirtpipe milkshakes from your ass smoothies and find exactly what you're looking for as quickly as possible. And sometimes excess comes at the expense of efficiency. More » -
#hardcore
This Just In: Joanna Angel Is Still Getting Fucked In The Bathroom
Despite our longstanding and well-regarded veneration of Joanna Angel around these parts, we have to admit that she's not always the easiest of Supreme Commandresses to pin down: why, just last week we needed to consult her on an important policy decision regarding our interns' demands for unlimited ass smoothies during their breaks, and she was nowhere to be found! Concerned for her safety, we immediately dispatched a reconnaisance team to determine her whereabouts ... and what do you know, folks, they found her fucking merrily away in the bathroom again. We're glad to know she's OK, though we wish she'd keep in better touch with us about these things—while bathrooms seem to be one of her favored locales for sexual congress, who knows where she might decide to get fucked next? It's a big world out there, you know. More » -
#pornstars
Glearning To Glove Glauren Star
Yes, we thought the same thing when someone first wrote to us asking about up-and-coming ass smoothie aficionado Glauren Star: that must be a typo. But it's not! We'd love to hear the story behind her unusual name—or any story about her, actually. But since all we could find in the way of a personal site was a rather uninspired MySpace page, we'll just have do with the few galleries and videos that we were able to track down. If there's one thing we have learned, though, it's that this gal is thirsty. When not mixing up various orifice-based cocktails or drinking out of porcelain bowls, she's basically having loads of filthy, filthy sex. This tattooed hottie is sort of what we imagine it would be like if Stoya and Belladonna somehow mated and got their lovechild a job at Burning Angel. (A job involving milkshakes of course.) Check out more of her small, but growing book of recipes below. More » -
#hardcore
"Doctor Adventures": Naughty Nurses Need Not Apply
Sometimes it feels like we wake up every morning "Groundhog Day"-style only to see the same old studios churning out the same old porn movies with the same old predictable lineups of barely legal starlets and insatiable MILFs, with only the occasional new face or novel ass smoothie-esque perversion to keep things fresh. Every once in a great while, however, a porn movie comes along that makes the discriminating pervert deep in our heart rejoice with hope that maybe the adult industry isn't doomed to an eternity of the same old same old after all. More »
