No Nonsense: Roland Dane Wrestles, Fucks

Eurohottie Roland Dane has seen a lot of action over the past few years, gigging with some of the biggest boys on the block including Falcon, Studio 2000, and COLT. Now the multi-lingual entrepreneur has Stuck It To The Man (well, to another man) and become his own boss with a new site called WrestleAndFuck.com. Apart from the Greco-Roman sexiness contained therein, we totally dig the straightforward title—no wondering what you're going to see there, right?—and based on a new interview with the man himself, we'd dig the guy in person, too. Among fun facts Papi Chulo discovers: Roland was a Thai boxer, his favorite curse word is untranslatable, he's bi, and he was "raped" (his scare quotes, not ours) by a girl at the tender age of 15. Our rich inner lives pale by comparison. More »

The Week In Dick Slips: Survivor Scars America's Children (But Turns On Pervs Like Us)

Here's a sentence we've never typed before: Breaking News From Gabon! And yet, it's true! One of this season's "Survivor: Gabon" contestants shared his wang with the world during last Thursday's episode: as you can plainly see from these animated gifs that were posted over the weekend, humpy contestant Marcus Lehman ran a 100 meter dash in his boxer shorts—the ones with no button on the fly. We're still trying to decide which is more shocking: (a) the fact that this happened during prime time, (b) the fact that this happened on CBS, (c) the fact that people still watch "Survivor", or (d) the fact that they TiVo it. But we're not complaining. More »

Dominik Rider: We Hardly Know Ye

Dominik Rider, we owe you an apology: we took a quick spin around the Imperial Database here at Fleshbot Death Star, and it looks like none of our minions have given you any play! And after you've given so much to us—not all that bareback stuff in your career, we mean, but remember that hot scene you did for BoundGods.com where you gave it up for Chat Hunt? Yeah, that was pretty darn hot. You and your submissive skills could definitely teach our minions a thing or two. In fact, we're ordering them down to WeHo this evening to see you at Porn Star Happy Hour. Consider that our way of spreading the love and making up for lost time. More »

Puns Fly During Bust Of Steve Cruz' "Blue Movie"

Remember that Steve Cruz/Leif Gobo blue movie called, uh, "Blue Movie"? Apparently, the cast were minding their own business having hot, sweaty pigsex in a Los Angeles warehouse during a shoot earlier this week when the police came by and busted the whole operation. Unlike most gay porn scenarios, said police were not willing to bend the rules just this once as they patted their bulging crotches and stroked their long, hard nightsticks before joining the fun; instead the shoot was cut short, leaving Dillon Buck and Colton Steele with very blue balls indeed. Steve and the Falcon gang smell a rat and claim that the officers seemed to have really specific information about the folks onsite, which would indicate that the tip-off came from a rival company. Either way, we suggest they milk the incident for all the publicity it's worth—though we have a feeling that's a tip-off they knew about already. More »

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Hunkydorky: Coming To A Monitor Near You! (Or Not)

Don't you hate it when you go through all the trouble of slipping into your favorite jockstrap, setting up your web cam, and settling in for a nice long wank session for your soon-to-be-adoring public when all of a sudden someone knocks on the door of your room and spoils the whole mood? Yeah, us too—and so, presumably, did today's crush object Hunkydorky, whose guy-next-door good looks and beefy build and thick cock and gorgeous ass are the stuff that porn sites dream about drafting to the pro leagues. But Hunkydorky, bless his heart, is going the amateur Xtube video route instead. And if said route involves someone interrupting his wank session ... well, why should that stop him on his road to interweb superstardom? Maybe he's more of a pro than we thought. Watch his fappus interruptus clip (along with another one which blessedly features no such distractions) after the jump.
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