"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
Porn Uhura Jada Fire has long been an esteemed Fleshbot Crush Object—but her mainstream counterpart Zoe Saldana is looking pretty fine, herself. Tell us; which lovely lady would you like to have in charge of your communications system?
This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."
At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome.
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original.
Well, it looks like Hustler isn't the only one planning to release a Star Trek parody porn this year: Antigua Pictures and Muffia.com are teaming up to release "Star Trix: Deep Penetration" on April 28.
Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own "Star Trek" porn: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX."
There is no greater feeling of accomplishment and validation than when we spit on Marie Luv's tits, as Lee Stone did in this movie, and she calls us a "dirty bastard."
Yes, Hustler has just announced that, come this spring, they'll be boldly going where so many others have gone before: they're making a (very faithful!) parody porn of the original "Star Trek."
In our ongoing effort to take our readers on a tour of wide, wide world of nipples, we'd like to dedicate today to the study of big nipples—or, to be more specific, big areolas.