Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jerk Off In A Snifter
Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you've dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. "American Gokkun 9."
Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you've dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. "American Gokkun 9."
For me, "fresh off the boat" conjures images of Wu Tang Clan disembarking the Staten Island Ferry. That is why the eager, sullen, exotically shaved lovelies of this movie appeal to my mail order bride fantasies.
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men.
In the summer popcorn blockbuster "House of Wicked" (this reviewer found it way more satisfying than "Terminator," "Wolverine," and "Star Trek"), each of the Wicked contract women (I feel they would be offended to be called girls) gets her own...
Completed in 2003 and a South by Southwest honoree in 2004, women-on-porn documentary "The Naked Feminist," considering a handful of porno-generations has passed, plays like an old science fiction movie in which the future we're living in is...
In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress...
Hustler's marketing muscle and the presence of Sasha Grey can propel any movie, such as its "Star Trek" parody, to astounding 3,000-unit sales, but what about the efforts of smaller companies that want to cash in on the...
You live life to the fullest, Fleshbot Readers. You fuck anything that moves until it doesn't move. You're lusty and vulnerable (sometimes you cry). Why, then, would you want your cock to be desensitized?
Best original song honors go to: "Don't be scared now, Lil' Mama/This is the Big Dick Invasion/When you see this Anaconda/You will know just what you're facing."
Where is the troubled, sin-compelled pornstress Veronika Lake now? In the re-released porn-noir "Ashes to Ashes," she plays a femme fatale obsessed as much with Five Copious Loads as she is with Seven Deadly Sins.