National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone

We all know that May is National Masturbation Month, but did you also know it's National Orgasm Month? Which probably isn't a coincidence—but is it a coincidence that Masturbation Month is also Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month? Even that may seem appropriate, but why is May also National Salad Month and National Barbecue Month too? Not to mention National Bike Month and Good Car Keeping Month? (We can't even figure out if it's National Salsa Month because of the dancing or because of the stuff you put on tortilla chips.) That's a lot of months for just one month, but we decided to get in on the spirit of things and pay tribute to some of the other special made-up holidays of May ... the only way we know how, of course. (By the way, when is National Porn Blogging Month again?) More »