<![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]>

<![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Fleshbot Requests: What Turns You On?]]> @hodayathink: I like neo-noir lesbians: Iti multumesc foarte mult.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Pittsburgh Steelers for sale]]> @BelichickSpiesOnYou: If Cuban thought Stern an ass, I cannot even begin to think how he would find Goodell.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The Great Proletarian Cultural Sneaker Revolution Has Begun]]> @Doyle McPoyle: So, does this make Axl's Chinesse Democracy a shot across not just Hu Jintao's bow, but also Korn's?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Newcastle United soccer club]]> @Yinka Double Dare: I'm shaken.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Dan LeBatard Keeps His Interns Smiling And Happy]]> Christina, I love you so-o-o.

/gibby'd

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on College Football Opening Night Conspires to Sink Obama]]> @Pesti-Esti: To explain the spottiness, he's new to the 'Spin (as editor).

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on American Mustache Institute Backs Giambi]]> @chilltown: If Will Leitch were the underground, what would be, is Kige Ramsey?

Might well be the Clash to Kige's G.G. Allin?

(I dare you to get that mental image out of your head.)

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Flesh Flicks: Stairway To Heaven?]]> Split-level homes FTW.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Flesh Flicks: The Magic Of Joanna Angel]]> @CloudCarrier: I'm waiting for her cut the penis in half trick. They could use a wooden box, like for storing/toting wine-bottles singly.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Coming For A Cause: Just About Everybody You've Ever Masturbated To In "Defend Our Porn"]]> So, an obscene porno in one county remains obscene in all counties, regardless statutory differences?

DRED SCOTT LIVES.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on "French Bottom Boys" Sparks International Booty Showdown]]> Blind Boys of Alabama > Van Buren Boys > French Bottom Boys > Soggy Bottom Boys

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on If Hollywood Sex Scenes Were Real]]> You know Grandma would be into it. Watching, I mean; not incest.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on How To Have A Successful Threesome]]> What language is that?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on American Mustache Institute Backs Giambi]]> @Matt_T: Was Jesse Hughes in Vacancy (surprisingly good English-language debut from the director of Kontroll)?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Serbian Bond Girl tennis babe]]> But is she number one on the computer?

/cross-posting memes

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Have you always wanted a little]]> Removed, or downsized? Bust still looks unreal.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Christie Brinkley is blaming]]> @hodayathink: I like neo-noir lesbians: Exactly. Couple that with personal, solo, webcam productions, & you have a real problem.

& since the one mistress was seventeen when she was hired, but not, possibly, when first done, I am wondering when Chris Hansen will show up on the stand, as witness for Brinkley.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The lovely Rebeca Linares]]> I'd do her just for the millinery.

Can I make that a 'bot readers's request: women in hats?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Since you were probably too]]> @MalzyWheels: Shall we import porn, or guns? Porn will only make us sticky, but guns will make us bleed.

... Uh, we import porn, then?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Chipper Jones snubbed by Kelly]]> @Nationalcoholic: Ted Leo agrees.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Soccer Players + Technology = Hilarious Blunders]]> @Yinka Double Dare: Great record.

/his name is Rascal, listen to him flow

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on A-Rod's Marital Woes Won't Stop Capitalism]]> @Chief Illiniwek: ED is out four-to-six weeks. I'm sure something could be arranged for him to fill his time.

& he'd have an alibi to explain being in Florida: there to see his brood, &/or picking up prosties on the on the Tamiami Hwy.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Wouldn't the Combudsman be more Duce than Man of Steel, though?

He made the Comment Trains* run on time.

*By which I mean, Pyramids.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Sun-Times Guilty Of Blog Swiping?]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: Muslim Sounding?

Why, Barry Hussein is angling to install Shar'ia, here, in this Judeo-Christian nation of ours. Ladies... I hope you enjoy hijabs & burkahs.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on To Watch Tonight]]> @Joe Hass: Is there enough number in Steeler/Yinzer Nation to make the Pittsburgh gridders the second team, after Green Bay, to be publicly owned?

StarterWife, Arriaga... Pittsburgh Mini Ponies & Mondesi's House, get on this. Get the ball rolling.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Best Of Babelogs: Post-Fireworks Edition]]> @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: To clarify, when I write free-site operators, I am referring to the site to which Fleshbot linked, not the 'Bot itself. As it stands, the Editorial, here, presumes their pic-sites know who is who in nude modelling. The proper description of photo-sets is the responsibility of the host-site.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on This Weekend In Averted Republican Sex Scandals: Charlie Crist Gets Hitched]]> @MalzyWheels: Hasn't seen an update since the James Buchanan-William King union... I mean, administration. So, yes, it could use the work.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Men who want to preserve their]]>

(I feel a like Deadspin Combudsman Rob Iracane's friend TOP OF THE MORNING!, but anything to reinject Molotov into the cultural discussion.)

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Flesh Flicks: The Magic Of Joanna Angel]]> Kylee Kross! Oh, yes!

Curious where she is up to, if she is up to; I saw on the recently linked Baby Sinead's blog that BurningAngel's Isis has perished. I would not wish that same fate to have befallen others, of course. So, that KK is well, wherever & up to whatever she might be.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Best Of Babelogs: Post-Fireworks Edition]]> Sara Jean Underwood, or the uncovered-by-Sara-Jean Ida Lundqvist?

Honestly, free-site operators, have some quality control.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Jenn Sterger Fondly Remembers Erin Andrews When She Was Just An Attractive Nobody]]> @Send It In, Jerome!: I cried... 69 tears. Little woman, 69 tears.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Jenn Sterger Fondly Remembers Erin Andrews When She Was Just An Attractive Nobody]]> @IOwnLotsOfTylerGreenRookieCards: SMOOT! Get the double-dong!

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Jenn Sterger Fondly Remembers Erin Andrews When She Was Just An Attractive Nobody]]> @Chicken Wings: Maybe she meant Ok Computer. Perchance that Radiohead epic is a prophetic allegory of the rise of Sterger.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution]]> @Magnakai Haaskivi: I saw a Bess Marvin appearance there, so I followed, & she returned the favour. I'm a little scared, therefore, yes.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on On With The Big Show, Again]]> @Kid Canada: She did last work for NBC, so there remains a chance she'll get jumped in the halls of Rockefeller Center.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution]]> @Magnakai Haaskivi: Likewise. I only do a pop-in once per quarter, so I'm good. Though my last one, I figure had I gone one step closer to the edge, I would have broken.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution]]> @HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: Did Terrell Davis get an assist in this case, as well?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution]]> @blackaces: The Popular People's Front of Deadspin has only one member, of course.

/burning berlin

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