No Nonsense: Roland Dane Wrestles, Fucks

Eurohottie Roland Dane has seen a lot of action over the past few years, gigging with some of the biggest boys on the block including Falcon, Studio 2000, and COLT. Now the multi-lingual entrepreneur has Stuck It To The Man (well, to another man) and become his own boss with a new site called WrestleAndFuck.com. Apart from the Greco-Roman sexiness contained therein, we totally dig the straightforward title—no wondering what you're going to see there, right?—and based on a new interview with the man himself, we'd dig the guy in person, too. Among fun facts Papi Chulo discovers: Roland was a Thai boxer, his favorite curse word is untranslatable, he's bi, and he was "raped" (his scare quotes, not ours) by a girl at the tender age of 15. Our rich inner lives pale by comparison. More »

The Week In Dick Slips: Survivor Scars America's Children (But Turns On Pervs Like Us)

Here's a sentence we've never typed before: Breaking News From Gabon! And yet, it's true! One of this season's "Survivor: Gabon" contestants shared his wang with the world during last Thursday's episode: as you can plainly see from these animated gifs that were posted over the weekend, humpy contestant Marcus Lehman ran a 100 meter dash in his boxer shorts—the ones with no button on the fly. We're still trying to decide which is more shocking: (a) the fact that this happened during prime time, (b) the fact that this happened on CBS, (c) the fact that people still watch "Survivor", or (d) the fact that they TiVo it. But we're not complaining. More »