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#sekaforever
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Seka
Seka. Today's birthday girl has a name that brings back a whole era all by itself – just saying it gives you, if you are of the right age, a whole world of pictures. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kristina Rose
This is what porn does to perception: Kristina Rose is 5'1" and weighs 110 lbs., but she still keeps showing up in movies about giant asses. More » -
#jennajameson
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Jenna Jameson
What do you say about Jenna Jameson that hasn't been said already, and probably more eloquently? Sure, happy birthday – it's her 35th – but how about this: goodbye, Jenna, and Thanks. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Miss Bunny
It's not often you find a starlet with such a severe case of nomenclatural schizophrenia as today's birthday girl, Miss Bunny - also known as Venus Inferno and Juliette Alexander. Miss Bunny turns 30 today. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Vanessa Del Rio
When I picture today's birthday girl, Vanessa Del Rio, I always get this cartoony Ralph Bakshi image, like an overblown caricature of a sensual Latina seductress. More » -
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#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Annette Schwarz
Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day! More » -
#feastdays
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Adrianna Nicole
I looked and looked for some clever way to connect birthday girl Adrianna Nicole to interesting things – holidays, historical events - and got nowhere. I just kept seeing her naked and would totally space out. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Laura Lion
Birthday girl Laura Lion, who turns 26 today, does not have the most porn names of any adult performer I have ever seen, but she is not too far out of the lead. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Faith Leon
Faith Leon stands 5'11" tall—that is just barely under three inches for each of her 24 years (she turns 24 today, in case you hadn't guessed that she was today's birthday girl.) More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kylie Richards
There should be a good, flattering, exciting word for delightfully small breasts – natural, small, firm and perky – like the ones on Kylie Richards, today's birthday girl. Big boobs get all the linguistic attention. More » -
#stormygobraghlesss
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it's time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars. More » -
#crushobjects
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Nina Hartley
As timeless as Nina Hartley seems to be, as much as she seems just as energetic and sexy as she was as a mere stripling of 25, she is still having a big birthday today.
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#tuesdayswithmickey
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Mackenzee Pierce
Mackenzee Pierce's Myspace page says she's only moments away from going to Disneyland and "getting fucked up legally!!!!" and her mood is Jubilant. If you hadn't guessed, she turns 21 today. More » -
#mustlovecox
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kaylee LoveCox
I like a girl who gives herself a name that tells you exactly what's going on with her and what to expect. Take today's Birthday Girl, Kaylee LoveCox, who celebrates her 22nd birthday today. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Summer Cummings
I am not usually all that much of a fan of the enormous fake boob, but for some reason today's Birthday Girl, Summer Cummings, has proven to be an endless source of fascination to me. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Julia Bond
When I first saw Julia Bond, she only had those little paw-print tattoos above her breasts. I thought she was really cute then, and I think she's cute now, but she has way more tattoos. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lana Croft
Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Britney Stevens
I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More » -
#sophieevans
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Sophie Evans
In spite of this arty black and white piece of erotica with a weird setting, this is not a Gratuitous Nude Photo post. It's a picture of Birthday Girl Sophie Evans, who is 33 today. More » -
#sunsetthomas
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Sunset Thomas And Julie Simone
"Get me wet!" said Birthday Girl Sunset Thomas, who turns 37 today, and we did. It turns out that's not what she meant. People should be more specific about what they want. More » -
#lonelylikeafox
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Jaelyn Fox
You'd think people would pay a little more attention to a cute girl like Jaelyn Fox, wouldn't you? Even in the extremes of coitus, though, it seems like people keep their distance from her. More » -
#blimey
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Poppy Morgan
As with certain proofs of God's existence, it is apparent when thinking of Poppy Morgan that there is nothing better than a porn star with whom you might actually come into contact at some time. More » -
#feliznatividad
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kitten Natividad
Do you remember the first time you ever saw Kitten Natividad topless? Me either. But every time is like the first time, isn't it? There's something timeless about today's Birthday Girl. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Silvia Saint
Isn't it time we actually canonized Silvia Saint? As the greatest of the porn Saints, today's birthday girl is the rock upon which the porn church should be built. More » -
#theass
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Cherokee D’Ass
Cherokee D'Ass loves her ass almost as much as you do. Today's Birthday Girl not only mentions her ass in her name, she has the word D'Ass tattooed on her ass. More » -
#lesgangbangno
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Beatrice Valle
A fellow never forgets his first gangbang – especially if a woman was there. Beatrice Valle was in mine. It would've been even more vivid if I'd been physically present, but you can't have everything. More » -
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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Velicity Von
For someone who loves anal as much as she does, Birthday Girl Velicity Von sure looks surprised a lot when somebody puts something in her ass. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Marquetta Jewel
In 2005, Birthday Girl Marquetta Jewel’s native Cleveland, Ohio was ranked as America’s most livable city (it was a tie with Pittsburgh). Since then, when Marquetta left, the population and livability have both been declining. More » -
#theass
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Alexis Texas
We tried to find an event that happened on this date in Lone Star State history that would be funny to pair with Alexis Texas’ birthday, which is today, but nothing presented itself. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Priya Rai
Is there any approach from which today’s 27-year-old Birthday Girl, Priya Rai, is not luscious? Extensive research reveals no such angle. More »









