purefog commented on Teenage Girls Aren't As Stupid As Some People Think

"@Hamsterpants: Uh, yeah, the source had initials in his name, but I believe you will find that it was originally P.T."

purefog commented on Cate Blanchett Stinks

""For some reason, she looks to me as if she smells really badly.""

purefog commented on Cultural Understanding Goes Down Better With French Fries, Chicken Nuggets

"@purefog: Never mind, I did it myself."

purefog commented on Cultural Understanding Goes Down Better With French Fries, Chicken Nuggets

"Um -- it appears (unless the programming of the national Travel Channel is different in the NYC region) that the Saudi Arabia episode will NOT be re-broadcast "next Monday night" nor, for that matter, next Monday at all."

purefog commented on If Bono Can Give Jesse Helms A Chance, Can't We?

"I was thinking: Helms was one of those rare men in public life of whom I could not think of *anything* positive to say."

purefog commented on Women Have A Complex Relationship With Porn

"@Penny_Esq: I wondered about that too,but I have seen it in woman-on-woman porn, so I thought maybe it's just a some-people thing (I'm a guy)."

purefog commented on Women Have A Complex Relationship With Porn

"@katastic: You take PayPal?"

purefog commented on Miami police busted what they're

"@formerlyzivah: *CAN'T* have curtains, because then the girls couldn't continue to read the reminder tattooed on the driver's back."

purefog commented on Dear Anne Hathaway: If You Don't Read Your Ex-Boyfriend's Indictment You Are Going To Hell

"@formerlyzivah: From another lawyer: While it is true that historically the only correct spelling of the word was "judgment," I regret (and I say this only because I am a HUGE pedant)(<--- which doesn't mean I am overfond of children) to inform you that "judgement" has wormed its way to being an alternate spelling."

purefog commented on How Did We Let The Headscarf Become The New Swastika?

"You were a Catholic schoolgirl?"

purefog commented on Michelle Obama Co-Hosts The View, Discusses Racism, Sexism, and Toned Arms

"@serreca: I thought that was a Twin Peaks reference (before it was a Simpsons reference)."

purefog commented on Which Is Worse: Roman Polanski Banging A 13-Year-Old Or Hollywood Blindly Embracing Him Despite It All?

"@circlelinelovah: Actually, I didn't see tht Jessica *did* apologize for SM's exercise of the nuclear option, but simply announced that HHD had been reinstated."

purefog commented on How Do You Care For the Hair Down There?

"@mynameisrita: A "bear trimmer." Now, that's what I call bringing in the heavy artillery."

purefog commented on The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway)

"Ditto on Sasha."

purefog commented on Staledating: Or, How Dating Can Be Almost As Fun As Getting Waterboarded!

"Khalid Sheikh Mohammed."

purefog commented on Hydrox Cookies Are Back, Nonconformists!

"I could be hallucinating, but I seem to recall that the reason I always preferred Hydroxim to Orei was that the former's wafers were more semi-sweet chocolate than the latter's."

purefog commented on International House Of Porn Tapes: Top Ten Amateur Videos From Around The World

"Well, uh, yeah, just swell, but the folks at Fleshbot did not find and then assemble this collection (as they claim), but instead ripped it off in its preselected entirety from some other website."

purefog commented on Lying To Loved Ones: A Good Idea?

""Just to sleep, we don't need to DO anything.""