A Very Special Guest Editor Goodbye

Alright, time to shut this thing down. [Deadspin]

Feuding Reporters Briefly Enliven Terrible Cavs-Hawks Series

NBA playoffs-related journalist slap-fight! [Deadspin]

Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands

Yes, we know: You've been incontinent with suspense about what rent asunder the sacred ugly-bumping bond between four-hundred-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, the singer who had that song that time. [Deadspin]

No One Shows Up To Watch Jose Canseco Do His 'I Told You So' Dance About Manny

Pity Jose Canseco. [Deadspin]

Deadspin I-Team: Is The Panamanian Cricket Team Artificially Enhanced?

On the backchannels, Daulerio has charged us with launching a Deadspin I-Team investigation into the veracity of some suspiciously bottom-heavy photographs of the "Panamanian Cricket Team." [Deadspin]

Reporter Sees Rat, Freaks Out In Exact Highly Amusing Way You'd Expect

The above video, featuring Comcast SportsNet's Capitals reporter Lisa Hillary suffering a highly entertaining, if ultimately non-life-threatening, heart-attack while being terrorized by a Verizon Center rat, represents our first exposure to playoff hockey in years. [Deadspin]

A Note From The Guest Editor

Greetings from Los Angeles, the charming little front-running town that just suffered a devastating cockpunch from a left-fielder who's being unfairly persecuted for his totally innocent use of a female fertility drug. [Deadspin]