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#youarethere
We Wish Bobbi Starr A Merry Christmas
While she, like the infant Jesus, treasures her private time, Bobbi Starr nevertheless is a popular porn star and hautboy-wielding lady about town. We caught up with her at home while she put the finishing touches on her Christmas decorations. More » -
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Eye-balling: "Splashes on Glasses 2"
One of the unlikeliest niches, that of sex culminating in ropey volleys lobbed across the cosmetic (rarely prescription) eyewear of pornstresses, has made it to a second edition just in time for Christmas! Could "The Golden Compass" do that? No. More » -
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Joslyn James Doubly Penetrated: Could That Be Roger Federer?
In 2007, Lexington Steele shot a movie in which Joslyn James, one of a recent series of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, was double-teamed by Jon Jon and Marco Banderas. That's it. No context there. We trust they all got along. More » -
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The Impaling Of Black Anjelika
Black Anjelika is an entrancing 22-year-old from Romania. When seen naked, she makes the viewer think, "I can't decide where to start." Lucky for us, she appears in "Anal Asspirations 11," so we'll just begin at the back. More » -
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"Unfaithful 5": Adultery Looks Better In Portugal
Five lesbians - four of whom are in couples - rent a beachfront Portuguese villa and sex and heartbreak ensue. Surely these women know that the weight of history is against their emerging from their Sapphic weekend faithful. More » -
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Shirts And Skins: "Sporty Girls 3"
So rarely in porn do we venture into the world of personal trainers and home badminton courts that we forget the affluent have sex, too. The subtext of "Sporty Girls 3" is that all women are pink beneath their whites. More » -
#thehorror
How The Hot Are Humbled: "Fem Slave 2"
This is not a true story, as no one looks this good while getting or delivering such a savage humiliation, but Aiden Starr and Sasha Knox in "Fem Slave 2" remind us that Porn really is a holiday fantasyland. More » -
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If The Russians Love Their "Schoolgirls" Too
One thing we lack in America is a strong tradition of boarding school-based pornography like they have in Europe, what with their "Young Harlots," "Suspiria," and now "Russian Institute: Back to School." How would our pornstresses handle a French voiceover? More » -
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#pornofthemoment
Party Sluts: This Time They're Asian
I see them around UCLA; giggling, holding hands, taking pictures of themselves, drunk. Years of stateside complacency have given them alcohol-absorbing curves. But how do I approach and address these creatures? Now I know: They are "Asian Party Sluts." More » -
#homemovies
Rotten, Runaway, Tanks, And Tattoos
Night vision didn't work in the Paris Hilton sex tape, and it doesn't work for Rob Rotten. But at least Rotten figured it out eventually and we, the consumer, can rest assured that "Rotten Home Videos" was made with love. More » -
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Essing The D With Gracie Glam
Getting a blowjob from agreeable pixie Gracie Glam sounds like a great idea, even if her fellatio career started inauspiciously in a girls' bathroom. But now she's a pro. "I like watching your toes tingle," she says. More » -
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Creepy Fun At Bare Bottom Prices: "Teens for Cash 6"
If the problem is that teens will not fuck them because they are old and/or douchebaggy, "Teens for Cash" resolves this issue by throwing money at it. More » -
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Dolphin-free Asian Muff Diving
You know, it's a treat now and then to get a pornographic product featuring people one doesn't know personally who also seem to have no concept of you, the viewer, or why what they are doing might be considered attractive. More » -
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Aletta Ocean And Why "Slam"ming It Is Really The Only Option
Aletta Ocean is a captivating Hungarian who will be 22 later this month. Prior to her boob job she almost looked wholesome, but now, with rhinestones ringing her 3-D nipples and thigh-high stockings, well, she sure doesn't. More » -
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Your Euro XXXmas Goose: "A Fucking Christmas Dinner"
Since I go home for the holidays, Private's team of leggy and melon-scented pornstresses gave me a ballseye view of how they celebrate Christ's birth on the continent - by fucking on the table. It truly is a wonderful life. More » -
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Ziggy Masturbates At You
Implicit in the title "12 Nasty Girls Masturbating" is the belief that these 12 women could be fucking you, yet they choose to masturbate and have it filmed. That's not just nasty, that's downright cruel. More »









