Gram Ponante commented on RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout

"@Epiphora: I talked with one of the programmers (too long for this article), but they said logging the strokes and converting them to haptic code eventually made their eyes glaze over: [gramponante.com]"

Gram Ponante commented on Aletta Ocean And Why "Slam"ming It Is Really The Only Option

"@WalterPater: Glad we could be of cervix, Walter."

Gram Ponante commented on Rotten, Runaway, Tanks, And Tattoos

"@squeezyface: I know."

Gram Ponante commented on Creepy Fun At Bare Bottom Prices: "Teens for Cash 6"

"@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Trysting in the Kitchen" is the type of porn I'd make if I knew nothing about making porn."

Gram Ponante commented on Your Titillating Sextuple Date

"@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha"

Gram Ponante commented on Bree Olson: Headlights For The Blind

"@Memnon: Sorry to just catch up to this, but there's no high horse here; Olson was lied to and, when she voted with her feet, was further subjected to abuse by a host who seemed incapable of understanding that what he was doing was neither respectful nor honest nor (and this is important) funny."

Gram Ponante commented on Your Euro XXXmas Goose: "A Fucking Christmas Dinner"

"@Pinkie: That's nothing."

Gram Ponante commented on RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout

"@Pookiewood: That is Lisa Ann with Grimace"

Gram Ponante commented on If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"

"@I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: No, sex almost has to try to stink With porn, you pretty much always know what the creamy center is going to be, so you pay attention to the wrapper."

Gram Ponante commented on Uniformed Euro-Sluts And Where They're Taking It

"@Mazda Eric: I liked the simplicity of this title; it appealed to an international TOEFL audience #europorn"