hatey commented on Confessed Teen Killer's Social Networking Hobbies: 'Killing People'

"Dailene, eh? My good southern mama will argue that a middle name is how you can separate the serial killers from the rest of us; she advised me to never go out with anyone whose middle name was Dean, Dale, or Wayne. Dailene."

hatey commented on Meghan McCain Swears She'll Quit Twitter If You Can't Deal With Her Boobs

"This isn't Jezebel, people-- can we please discuss how fat she is?"

hatey commented on Our National Jon and Kate Plus Eight Nightmare Is Finally Over

"@bytememehard: Stunning!"

hatey commented on Mad Men: The Night of a Million Kisses

"After seeing him eating cereal, laughing at cartoons, I found myself attracted to Rapey Campbell..."

hatey commented on F Is For Francesca, And I Wish I Were Her

"@GirlyQ is a manta ray: Fay is the most beautiful and definitely the sexiest name I know."

hatey commented on Relationship Tips from the Government

"I want everything I own-- EVERYTHING-- to be machine-embroidered with my favorite of epithets: "SLUT." Thanks, Gawker-- I never realized that before today!"

hatey commented on Fat-Hating, Midwesterner-Mocking New York Times Writer Taken to Task

"@SouthernComfort: Perfection."