Elvisisdead commented on Girl Smashes Her Boyfriend's Xbox 360, Clearly in a Great Relationship

""You better hope my warranty covers this?" Um, sir, you did not select the additional "psycho hose beast" coverage."

Elvisisdead commented on Luke Wilson's Droppin' Post Cards on Verizon Wireless

"@SpriteMV: Wait, wait, wait."

Elvisisdead commented on How Do You Hide From the Internet?

"@Homerjay is utterly alone.: Oh - they're looking."

Elvisisdead commented on Windows Home Server Power Pack 3 Available November 24th

"Here's the best description of features: [blogs.technet.com]"

Elvisisdead commented on Top Posts Of The Week And Open Thread

"Just a note to the world - you get screwed if you go contract to perm."

Elvisisdead commented on Google to Murdoch: Whatever, Dude

"Also of note - gun manufacturers state that if you want to shoot yourself in the face, all you have to do it point the gun and pull the trigger."

Elvisisdead commented on Rupert Murdoch Hates Google

"Listen, Rupe, don't get into that game of chicken with the nerds."

Elvisisdead commented on Health Care Reform Bill Passes House - What's In It?

"@B: Actually, EMTALA states that it's only illegal to turn someone away when they present with an emergency."

Elvisisdead commented on Lack Of Grocery Shrink Rayage Is Peanut Butter Selling Point

"Maybe we can market a line of bumper stickers that says "I don't abuse illegal substances" and "Children fed 3x per day"."

Elvisisdead commented on Hyundai Replaces Car Destroyed In BMW Parking Lot Attack

"@remington870_20ga: If you get hit from the rear hard enough to warp a frame, then you will have problems that even a bumper couldn't have stopped. In all likelihood, the hitch is high enough on a Z71 that it would peel open the hood/grill of the offending vehicle like a can opener and slide on top of that car."