bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Being For The Benefit Of Gina Lynn's Ass

"I could probably write 5 Beatles sex parodies a day for week, but nobody wants to see that - so just 1 more: "She is the Anus" (as in) Chorus: I am the Rape Man (woooooo) They are the Rape Men (woooooo) She is the Anus (coo coo ca choob) As far the verses are concerned, they don't really need any satirical modification - the original verses are quite filthy enough! But well OK, there is that second bridge: Munching on her secret garden that Never sees the sun If her buns don't cum You get your load off straddled o'er her English face (dat-du-dat-du-duumm) I am the Rape Man (etc.)"

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Being For The Benefit Of Gina Lynn's Ass

"Title: "Stuffing a Hole" Theme Song Excerpts: I'm stuffing a hole where her poo comes out And makes my girlfriend scream and shout "Can I please cum?" (ba ba ba ba-dah) ... And it doesn't matter if you think it's wrong I'm right My throbbing dick is right where it belongs Silly people scream and shout and masturbate their wads right out while I'm still busy pounding her back door I'm stuffing a hole (etc.) [and a Da Da Da and a Dee Dee Dee and whatever the hell else you want to put up there!]"

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Brownout Edition

"Sarah Palin's Next Top Scandal XXXVIII - Troopergate My Ass!"

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Brownout Edition

"(This is not an entry but simply a comment about the original blurb.) "Over 5 Hours Long!!!" - Measuring the dude's cock in hours instead of inches is definitely an extreme position to take. "& 10 Torn Assholes!!!" - Now as we all know, that is just the "official" bodycount, the actual number of injuries is a statistic closely guarded be the Pentagon."

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Grinders, Gyros, And Hoagies Edition

"Fission Chips VII (bcb) Push it up in there and see how many rems you can take!"

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Grinders, Gyros, And Hoagies Edition

"Suicide Twat III (box corner blurb) There are other places to hide C4 besides strapped across your chest!"

bleeble commented on Helen Mirren Is Aging Better Than You Are

"God save The Queen."

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition

"OK like maybe Michael Phelps standing and Ryan Lochte kneeling with Shaun Johnson swinging between them doing her finest 6.25 difficulty routine ending out with a 15.975 from the judges after a typical 3 min."

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition

"I mean women swinging from giant male dicks, not a tall and short tranny facing each other. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

bleeble commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition

"the women's uneven parallel dicks faced in opposite erections, of course"