beirut commented on Third Climber At Times Building

"ohh im excited."

beirut commented on New York's Gay Jewish Mafia

"i clicked on the " Generously proportioned " search option genuinely believing that all the people who popped up would have big ass knockers but low and behold it was just a group of phatties. damn."

beirut commented on Matt Hilliard Is the Hottest Man in Book Publishing

"heyyy now."

beirut commented on Readers Outraged At Perez Hilton's Phone-Call Scheme

"are they seriously surprised perez would try to do some stupid shit like this? for every person who calls him a sell-out, 20 bottom dwelling cess-fests will sign up for this completely necessary, useful, and thrilling life changing service"

beirut commented on Uncorrupted People

"max hardcore is awesome."

beirut commented on OK, Fine: Gossip Girl Boys May Actually Like Girls

"swear to allah if i ever run into that man stealing post sex picture taking slut of a bitch in the street... sigh."

beirut commented on Crazy-Pants Socialite Divorcee Heading to Real Wives

"are you kidding me? there's a certain level of class and elegance women on this show must emit. but on the plus side i could get lost in her bulgy eyes for days."

beirut commented on No One Dies In Sex And The City Movie

"i will match the dollar amount of this movies profit if king just says the magic words. "tranny-swallowing earthquake will open up to the fires of hell (whatsup sunnydale) and engulf all of these women, dragging them down kicking and screaming in barf/shit coloured ensembles."

beirut commented on Disney's Kiddie Lingerie Billboard Advertises Hypocrisy

"@lothario: wow."

beirut commented on Democratic Primaries To Continue To Eat Your Soul

"God I know, right? love, Canada."

beirut commented on American Youth Is Doomed, Endlessly Entertaining

"fuck last night was amazing. how many times can Bee be de-throwned in one episode?!"

beirut commented on Truth

"she also has a douche bag of a boyfriend. [img.perezhilton.com] i however, don't have one. don't know who wins."

beirut commented on Julia Allison Honored By Your Hate

"Bless her happy little heart."

beirut commented on "Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take

"@ian spiegelman: who said they were related?"

beirut commented on Random House Proudly Promoting Eating Disorders

"@winniecooper: Hahaha."

beirut commented on "Kristen Got Paid to Be Eliot's Friend": A Toddler's Take

"HAHA. at the 1 minute mark.."

beirut commented on Anti-Emo Riots in Mexico, Caught on Tape!

"Hahahahaha."

beirut commented on Shocking The Public With Scorpions

"Would have been great if I saw that first ad before I made hot passionate love to a tall, dark, and handsome arachnid."