Conrad commented on Slate addresses the curious

"You should get a pic from last nights vault."

Conrad commented on iPosture Will De-Quasimodo Your Sorry Self

"Earth Shoes work really well at helping you stand up straight."

Conrad commented on Porn Star Husbands: How The Other Half Lives

"Wouldn't she be a WILF, being married doesn't mean you have children."

Conrad commented on Cowgirls Espresso: Coffee, Tea, or T&A?

"I was worried this was about Bikini Coffee, thank god it's not."

Conrad commented on The Way Of The Ninja: Secret Sex Techniques Revealed!

"If that's not Ninja Music, I don't know what is."

Conrad commented on Melon Evolution Reveals the Future of Human Sex

"@kirby822: Unless you're jamie lee curtis, and you have XY without an active Y."

Conrad commented on Fry Guy Doesn't Wash Bathroom Hands, Gets Public Shaming

"Pee is sterile."

Conrad commented on Marital Aid Test Kitchen: I Vibe, You Vibe, We All Vibe For ... You Get The Idea

"Body shape certainly comes into play, it just caused my wife pain."

Conrad commented on More Montauk Monsters—No! Monsters of the Sea

"@lawlessly: Well, it does look quite bear like, but either way it is most definitley a known species."

Conrad commented on More Montauk Monsters—No! Monsters of the Sea

"It's a seal."

Conrad commented on Flesh Flicks: A Roll In The Hay

"It seems like a good idea at first, but it really isn't."

Conrad commented on Evil Angel Shows You The Difference Between Slutty And Sluttier (= Not Much)

"How does one decipher slutness in porn?"

Conrad commented on Catwoman Porn Helps You Make It Through The Dark (K)Night

"@Dashiell Bennett: When they say that his new suit can stand up to cats."

Conrad commented on Catwoman Porn Helps You Make It Through The Dark (K)Night

"To their credit, they do mention Catwoman in passing."

Conrad commented on Hey, Guess What Bully Sticks Are Made Of?

"I thought everyone knew this, oh well."

Conrad commented on Is That A Hat On Your Head, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

"Her tattoo needs a hat."

Conrad commented on IT'S PIKACHU!!!!!!!

"I do that with Dora the Explorer."