Beaker commented on She's A Real Lifesaver

""The water could be a little warmer."

Beaker commented on Cure Your "Big Tit Fixation" By Entering This Contest

"A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. ----- My eyes are up here! Not quite a valid statement. And you're topless, why? ----- The poker player Is in a quandary now. Two pair ..."

Beaker commented on Here's Lookin' At You, Kid

"After a long and deliberate consideration (that means lots and lots of staring at this photo) I'd say that's definitely a woman, and not a kid :-) #babes"

Beaker commented on The Desert In Bloom

"If she gets any sand in those, um, shorts I'll gladly help tidy up."

Beaker commented on So, You'd Like To Enter Our "Sexclusive #2" Club (Actually A Contest)

"I got an Honorable Mention ..."

Beaker commented on Tricia Helfer Reminds Us What's Important With Barely Private

"OMFG - Oh My Fraking God!"

Beaker commented on Soak It In

""When I get that Jacuzzi, I'm aiming the water jets *there*" #nahoozawa"

Beaker commented on Why Yes, Leather Is Very Sensual

"Ample cushions, curvy lines, lush and plush, and soft to the touch."

Beaker commented on Yes, They Are Pretty Amazing

""Nipples, nipples, on my chest; I wonder, which one tastes best?" #asian"