ImpishBaseline commented on Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

"And by lip-coloured, I mean the colour of the lips of the person that the nipples belong to. I think if they were hair-blue they would look _less_ offputting."

ImpishBaseline commented on Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

"Shouldn't nipples be roughly lip coloured?"

ImpishBaseline commented on Justine Lai Gets Some Political Action

"Who's the president that's a sex machine to all the chicks?"

ImpishBaseline commented on Is That A Vibrator In Your Vagina, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

"Nipple clamps, vibes ..."

ImpishBaseline commented on Who Is Abby Winters?

"My experience is pretty much exactly the same as yours. The worst part is that my complaint is more or less "a chick on the internet turned out to be a dude!" That's the oldest trick in the internet book! I can see how it probably started off as some silly little bit of flavour when the site started, but the lie does sour things a little for me now."

ImpishBaseline commented on Congratulations Kayden Kross!

"I guess the rumours and speculations _are_ endless."

ImpishBaseline commented on P-U-S-S-Y Spells Threesome

"I am bothered by the fact that they went to the trouble of actually having "Synaloepha" on the rack, but put "Atyan" on the board instead. (I'm assuming the fact they have more than 7 tiles on the rack is just a house rule.)"

ImpishBaseline commented on Soft On The Inside: "All Internal #8"

"They could use condoms. No prophylactic, no ..."

ImpishBaseline commented on Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?

"My theory: eyes open = sex. eyes closed = masturbation. um...it's like sneezing? so anyway: 1."