Popshots Of The Week! Pornstar Pets Edition

Memorial Day weekend makes us think of a summer full of dogs, and how much better they are than cats. Leaders of the Porno-American community feel the same way, and we share some of their pictures here, starting with Belladonna and Oz. More »

Abby Winters' "Girls Who Like Girls" Who Like Colin Hay's Old Band

Fresh-scrubbed! Cotton dresses! Meth-free teeth! Sturdy knees! These are the things to love about the Abby Winters girls, and even though "Abby Winters" itself is a little fib, the company doesn't give in to hyperbole in its titles: these are girls who like girls; they're too busy getting ready for backpacking trips and going on holiday to Gibraltar to set aside time for love. More »

Breaking: Stoya Inspires Crime!

As tempting as it is to imagine our favorite porn personalities living in the same fortified compound, playing records and batting each other with soft pillows, they do often live far from Porn Valley. Digital Playground's Stoya returns to the city of Brotherly Love when she's not shooting that company's esoteric arthouse fare, and we caught up with her via webcam. More »

Thinking "Bondage Thoughts"

Such thoughts Larry (we'll call him Larry) has while strapped to his bondage chair. In fact, let's call them Bondage Thoughts. While this movie is not going to win any awards for Cheerfulness, the "Ring"-style editing and gloomy industrial settings will be a hit with the BDSM crowd and the exquisitely tethered bodies herein are beautiful canvases no matter what is being done to them. More »

Jean Laconia's Third Time

By now you know the premium placed on novelty in the porn industry, and nothing is more beautiful (at least in terms of a QuickBooks entry) than the first time a starlet is captured in flagrante on camera. And though we have found that young Jean Laconia told three separate directors on three different days that the scene she shot for them was her first, we realized that we don't care; Let her say that. Maybe it's her thing. Maybe the next big fetish will be Girls Who Say It's Their First Time But It Really Isn't. We'd watch Jean Laconia restock our Sparkletts cups. More »

Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini

Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand. More »

Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!

While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt's office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of "MILFzilla," starring the rabid Ava Devine. More »

In The "Hot Shower," No One Can See You Squirt

Don't get us wrong: we are all for "young gorgeous girls with smooth supple bodies." (Or at least we suppose they'll do in a pinch.) But don't you think they have better things to do with their youth, suppleness and—in the case of Micah Moore—feet than to be taking showers all the time? More »

Streaking With Gianna: "Shane's World Scavenger Hunt Seattle"

As the list of challenges went on—such as eating a fish's eyeball, streaking, and shaving a stranger's balls—we were convinced that "Shane's World 40: Seattle Scavenger Hunt" would be really cool if it were true. It was when team member Gianna announced that she needed a drink before she got started that we began thinking this was a real documentary. More »

Tommy Gunn Takes The Old Bull By The Horns

Straight male porn performers belong to an exclusive club, and the ones who actually get their names printed on boxcovers and magazines belong to a still more exclusive club, because it takes a lot to make an impression on a predominantly male consumer base that is predominantly looking at the side of the screen occupied by a female and her wares. Tommy Gunn is such a performer. We talk with the 2007 AVN Male Performer of the Year after the gap. More »

Carefree Highway: Meaghan Jones Is A "Real Roadside Ho"

I know that the days when porn could be made anonymously with drifters and hobos are past, and that every "reality" series is actually a low-budget but meticulously documented exercise in making scripted things seem like they just happened. But still I dream, and the idea of picking up agreeable trollops on Florida's highways and byways appeals to me (because I think that's how the Mouseketeers got started), and because I have long been a proponent of art made in vans. More »

Self-Abuse: "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro"

There is a zesty debate here at the Fleshbot Lyceum over what constitutes inappropriate porn: I say nothing but corporate altporn and they say everything that doesn't have Keeley Hazell in it. Included in that broad latter category is exploitively interracial content such as today's Porn Of The Moment, "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V." by the irrepressible Johnson Brothers of Chatsworth Pictures. It is the first porn movie we've seen in which the performers actively taunt the viewer. More »

Meet Winter Sky: Geek Trainer

"Geeks would be so attractive if they'd just take care of themselves," said Warcraft guild ace, porn performer, and sometime LARPer Winter Sky. "A guy who plays video games all day isn't unappealing because he plays videogames all day; it's because he doesn't clean up the pizza boxes, use deodorant, or iron his shirt." More »

Cum Laude: Missy Stone In "Naughty College School Girls 47"

Here was something exciting: a movie called "Naughty College School Girls." Traditionally, anything pertaining to school girls and porn featured 18-year-old high school students; once they matriculated at a post-secondary institution they became "Co-eds." Here, then, was the missing link: a movie with knee socks and tartan skirts a la high school but with the added touch of a lava lamp to signify college! More »

Blame It On The "Rain": Intermittent Squirting Ahead

In our private correspondence, you have often told me that squirting has a certain "majesty." "It seems like they're giving back," you said. In performer/director John E. Depth's "I Make It Rain," in which he plays a sex therapist to Charley Chase, the countertransference begins almost immediately—but one must look very closely to find the squirting. More »

Mz. Buttaworth, Will You Be Our Dirtpipe Milkshake?

We worried that the joy that was "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" would never come again, but we were looking in the wrong place. Perusing a BBW movie called, as you'd expect, "Heavy Loads," we found Mz. Buttaworth, who boasts a 56' inch ass. That is right: you wish her ass were your television. More »