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#pornofthemoment
Specsploitation: "Lovely Four Eyes for You Horny Guys"
As a leader in the Astigmatic-American community, I was happy to see a movie that claimed to feature people who looked like me, that could tell my story, and that didn't shrink from honest portrayals of people with eyeglasses having sex. Oh well. I hope their "Alcoholics Analymous" movie dares to tell the truth. More » -
#popshots
Popshots Of The Week! Pornstar Pets Edition
Memorial Day weekend makes us think of a summer full of dogs, and how much better they are than cats. Leaders of the Porno-American community feel the same way, and we share some of their pictures here, starting with Belladonna and Oz. More » -
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#pornaustralians
Abby Winters' "Girls Who Like Girls" Who Like Colin Hay's Old Band
Fresh-scrubbed! Cotton dresses! Meth-free teeth! Sturdy knees! These are the things to love about the Abby Winters girls, and even though "Abby Winters" itself is a little fib, the company doesn't give in to hyperbole in its titles: these are girls who like girls; they're too busy getting ready for backpacking trips and going on holiday to Gibraltar to set aside time for love. More » -
#rippedfromtheheadlines
DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"
Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More » -
#dvdreview
The Wages Of Sin: Madison Young's Come "Undone"
Red-haired Madison Young tells white lies in purple rooms. Why? Because she loves too much; she is too eager to please. Always going the extra mile in her stripper duties, Young fibs to favorite customer (Daniel) when he asks her to go to an SM party with him after her shift. More » -
#ourfarflungcorrespondents
Breaking: Stoya Inspires Crime!
As tempting as it is to imagine our favorite porn personalities living in the same fortified compound, playing records and batting each other with soft pillows, they do often live far from Porn Valley. Digital Playground's Stoya returns to the city of Brotherly Love when she's not shooting that company's esoteric arthouse fare, and we caught up with her via webcam. More » -
#pornbondage
Thinking "Bondage Thoughts"
Such thoughts Larry (we'll call him Larry) has while strapped to his bondage chair. In fact, let's call them Bondage Thoughts. While this movie is not going to win any awards for Cheerfulness, the "Ring"-style editing and gloomy industrial settings will be a hit with the BDSM crowd and the exquisitely tethered bodies herein are beautiful canvases no matter what is being done to them. More » -
#sortofnewfaces
Jean Laconia's Third Time
By now you know the premium placed on novelty in the porn industry, and nothing is more beautiful (at least in terms of a QuickBooks entry) than the first time a starlet is captured in flagrante on camera. And though we have found that young Jean Laconia told three separate directors on three different days that the scene she shot for them was her first, we realized that we don't care; Let her say that. Maybe it's her thing. Maybe the next big fetish will be Girls Who Say It's Their First Time But It Really Isn't. We'd watch Jean Laconia restock our Sparkletts cups. More » -
#foodstuffsofthevagina
Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini
Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand. More »
