Dashiell Bennett wrote The Metrodome will not let the Twins escape easily, even if it has to trap former Rookies of the Year inside its porcelain bowels for all eternity. This is worst thing to happen inside a Metrodome restroom since ... The Unpleasantness.
http://deadspin.com/5428205/ 05:23 PM on December 16

Dashiell Bennett wrote The Big Ten is sad because no one pays attention to it after Thanksgiving, so it wants to add a new school and rebuild its entire organizational structure to play one extra football game. I have a better solution. Take those
http://deadspin.com/5427330/ 05:26 PM on December 15

Dashiell Bennett wrote A dozen members of Eritrea's national football team mysteriously "disappeared" after playing in a tournament in Kenya. (Not because of foul play. They are presumed to have defected.) Have they tried looking in Mozambique? [Guardian]
http://deadspin.com/5427235/ 04:08 PM on December 15

Dashiell Bennett wrote In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like this Mozambique soccer fan, who is thrilled....I guess? He's either elated or just got hit with a cattle prod. It could go either way. The official caption for
http://deadspin.com/5426730/ 08:10 AM on December 15

Dashiell Bennett wrote I have no explanation for this picture, but still ... what a gambler! * * * * * It's Monday morning and the pipes on the internet machine are a little cranky, so bear with us. Maybe people from Birmingham will leave
http://deadspin.com/5425867/ 09:19 AM on December 14