CloudCarrier commented on Mystery Men (And Women): Top Ten Masked Sex Videos Not Starring Batman

"This post more than makes up for my local IMAX theater being sold out until Monday afternoon, and watching a girl ride a masked guy's face probably didn't make it into Christopher Nolan's final cut, anyway."

CloudCarrier commented on Fleshbot Requests: What Turns You On?

"@drewmit: IAWTC 100%. Brandon Iron used to feature a little foot teasing in his starring scenes, and emphasized it in combination with full-on sex in most of the discs he directed (his Ten Little Piggies gonzo series was great, pretty gentle and very much foot-oriented without alienating the full-on sex)."

CloudCarrier commented on Claire Danes In A Bikini Fuels The Imagination

"You forgot to include this one!"

CloudCarrier commented on Sex Blog Roundup: In Control

"@CloudCarrier: Bugs!"

CloudCarrier commented on Helen Mirren Is Aging Better Than You Are

"Stone."

CloudCarrier commented on Sex Blog Roundup: In Control

"These drawings exude a certain zeal that I can't quite put my finger on, while simultaneously obliterating any need for my sketchbook full of renderings of Ed Powers."

CloudCarrier commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition

""My Chrysler has vibrating seats, and is very clean, as will be many other vintage parts nearly three hours from now." "I prefer dial-up."

CloudCarrier commented on Happy Birthday, Darryl Hanah

"@josereyes.theroof: Don't forget Lawrence Durrell, Dairyland, "D'yer Maker", or Larry, Darrell & Darrell, for that matter."

CloudCarrier commented on Trim 'N Tidy: A Little Bush Goes A Long Way

"Japan, once again, shows us all how it's done."

CloudCarrier commented on Sex Blog Roundup: Tempus Fugit

"@Spekkio: His son, Patrick, was the star of Almost Famous (not Kate Hudson)."

CloudCarrier commented on Slap Happy: Top Ten Spanking Videos

"I'm not really into spanking, but the supreme cracking in that final clip just about made me a believer (and a little frightened, maybe), as did the sweetly cross-eyed gigglebox whose end is battered by hand in fifth clip."

CloudCarrier commented on Goodbye For Now, Eva Angelina (See You Next Year!)

" Yay!"

CloudCarrier commented on Happy Birthday, Darryl Hanah

"Getting older is totally underrated."

CloudCarrier commented on The Hold Steady Keep The Faith

"I was very doubtful of this whole enterprise from the time this record leaked, but I gave in and embraced it, and their earlier material, like I was in some support group."

CloudCarrier commented on "New York Times" Writer Needs A Lesson In MySpace 101

"@Virginia Heffernan: Just as Rolling Stone magazine took rock as its vantage on all music, then culture and politics, Pitchforkmedia .com brings the alternative sensibility of the '90s to news and reviews that now rival the fierce record-review section of Rolling Stone's heyday."

CloudCarrier commented on Is Your Music Blog In Need Of Traffic? Post Some Photos Of Ladies!

"There was an article in the NYTimes (prescient, I know) a few weeks back about how YouTube could have been run into the ground by porn, and how most sites succumb to skin-flashing in lieu of their original content/intentions."

CloudCarrier commented on Mothers Know Best (Even If They're Not Always Actual Mothers): Top Ten MILF Sex Videos

"@Lux Nightmare: I totally forgot about that campaign once John Lithgow allowed his overflowing likeness spill into the Campbell Select Soup cause, which probably would have gone gangbusters than his or French's combined efforts had Alissa Strudwick been given a chance to speak to me about the mutual causes of pureed tomatoes wrapped in tin cans and/or room temperatured plastic. (I believe in fresh herbs.)"

CloudCarrier commented on Read My Lips (If You Can): "Natural Bush 41"

"@angelicbeef: I think my preference for fur on normal & all girls is more based on reality, or maybe those awful/awesome years in art school, but I feel your burden, somehow, too."