B commented on Eggo Shortage Story Sweeps Mainstream Media, Panic Spreads

"@The Queen of Everything: How does he feel about fried chicken?"

B commented on What Does "Hostile Takeover" Mean?

"I prefer Monty Python's explanation better:"

B commented on Depressed Lady Loses Benefits Because Of Her Facebook Photos

"@boomerang86: Well, as long as you don't friend you insurance company, you should be safe."

B commented on Oyster Lovers To FDA: Kindly STFU And Leave Our Deadly Snack Alone

"I'm all for letting people kill themselves if they want to, but why is it that raw oysters are a concern and sushi isn't?"

B commented on Biotech Firm Ghostwrote Identical Statements By Congress Critters On Health Care Bill

"@Trai_Dep: I hope they at least got some Swiss army knives."

B commented on Biotech Firm Ghostwrote Identical Statements By Congress Critters On Health Care Bill

"Err, what do the rest of us have to do with it?"

B commented on Turn Off Your Brain and Watch the World End in 2012

"My problem with this movie, and all Emmerich productions, isn't the elaborate CGI destruction, but the rampart boringness between them."

B commented on Why Does The Federal Government Hate Truckasaurus?

"@theblackdog_FeelingRandom: Yea, that was what, 25 years ago?"