Of course I agree. I just don't want to allow Sprit Fingers' lower middle class, homophobic, white trash behavior to be rewarded by being unadressed.

FYI, my mama can and would kick your ass with a WASP-a-tation.

And one's supporter is considerably more white trash, anti-decency, and stalkerish than the other.

How about no? I mean, a lot of self-entitled twats are also assholes, who feel that they can do and say whatever they want, whenever they want. Spirit Fingers is such a self-entitled twat.

@Jack Ketch: I'll gladly let it go, if the whore of Massapequa does the same.

Sorry, Sprit Fingers, but you get to gag on your past bad behavior in your page. Want me to repeat it?

I haven't made any racial remarks or homophobic ones, how could I? I don't know you, or your sexual preference, do you know why? Because I don't give a shit about you, you're just a nameless faceless stranger on a web site. Get it?

Oh. So the references to me me as the beaten wife in Mike's wife-beater, the pink sweater, and the anti-man comments were just gratuitous?

Just look how you're behaving, scumsucker.

How could you? You did. You're the most self-entitled white trash this site has.
Listen, whorebucket, the plug that should be pulled is yours.

The fact that you were unaware of what "JAP" meant, that it came easily to mind when you were angry and wanted to hurt someone, demonstrates how misogyny and anti-Semitism often camouflage and thereby enhance each another.

It's not misogyny to call a woman who is behaving like a self-entitled cunt, a self-entitled cunt. Obviously, based on her comments, Sprit Fingers is accurately described thusly. Plus, I'm from Long Island, which seems to be a breeding ground for such creatures. (Along with their male conterpart, the douchebag.) Surely you agree that such behavior is repulsive. Obviously, it's not confined to Jewish people, but I think that JAP is a word that describes such behavior rather well. Go to the 5 Towns, Massapequa, or Fortunoff's in Westbury and stand on a corner for 5 minutes - you will see countless rudenesses and discourtesy perpetrated on these people, mostly women... by each other. Ride the Long Island Rail Road and listen to the account of Mindy's hysterectomy from Oceanside to Penn Station several times, despite her being told by the conductor and other passengers to dial it down, and you'll have a better idea of what I mean.

When we want to harm or dehumanize another person, we often believe our intent to be specific.

I didn't want to harm or dehumanize Spirit Fingers; she did that to herself with her idiotic, homophobic, shitty comments. I just wanted to let her know that I saw who she was. My choice of words was far more unpleasant than I intended.

Please excuse my JAP reference, as it was not intended to be a racial slur; I'll stick to "homophobic self-entitled skank" in my future descriptions of Spirit Fingers and her ilk.

Hmm. Well, since he's consorting with the class of person who is obviously anti-police (until she needs them, and then they're a necessary evil), it's not hard to imagine that the kind of person who would be your friend would look seriously suspicious. I wonder how many of those encounters were based on the fact that he happened to be standing next to your skanky ass? I mean, soliciting prostitution is still a crime in NY.

@Spirit Fingers: What am I talking about? I'm talking about your man-hating, homophobic, maladjusted comments, dumbfuck. A hop in the ass is long overdue, since your sense of entitlement has outstripped your actual contribution to society. Got it?

You filthy skank.

You're going out? Are you carrying a warning sign? Because, um, you're really just a stupid JAP-style whore, and decent guys deserve a warning. Don't forget to thank Mom for telling you that you deserve to be treated like a princess, although what you really need is a hop in your fat, cellulite-ridden White Trash ass.

Head back into the gutter in front of Loehmann's, and make it a SuperFund site.

1.) Penis envy! No wonder you have a sad! You know, you could buy one of your very own at a porn shop.

2.) You are way too invested in being a self-absorbed JAP-style twat.

3.) I have a staff, which is something you may aspire to, but never will have unless you spread 'em for a rich nerd. Preferably one who's blind AND deaf, for his sake.

4.) I think you've made my point, because your pitiful profile is pretty much the crowning achievement of your life, online and off.

And another thing: don't ever change.

@FitnessMadeSimple: You went free on the grounds that you gave them a fun story to tell later. Its as good areason as any.

@FitnessMadeSimple: Exactly.

by BettyCrocker at 02:21 PM on 03/06/08

Long, but servicey, I hope:

So! There you are in the subway or on the street doing something wild, like guzzling a Stella Artois from a paper bag, or operatically sailing your lithe form over the turnstile in a grand jete, and one of NY's Finest has spotted you and would like to chat. What to do?

1) Smile, but go for a rueful and friendly look, not Village Idiot. Note: this is where a self-entitled douchebag like Spirit Fingers invariably screws up.

2) Let him speak first.

3) If he asks you a question, answer it honestly, and wrap up your answer with "I'm sorry, Officer." Repeat the word "officer" several times during the ensuing conversation. This is useful because it is likely that the last person he encountered was a stoned hooker who called him an ofay honky mothafucka and spat in his eye before attempting to stab him with a dirty needle.

4) Rectify the "crime" immediately by tossing the beer, offering to pay the fare, sitting up, whatever. But! Do exactly as he tells you, and don't make sudden moves that resemble fleeing or pulling weaponry. If you need to go into a bag or pocket to retrieve ID, tell him that's what you're doing. This is not because the cop is on 'roids, or wants a cupcake, or is a bully. It is because he's had Rastafarians pull knives out of those big hats they wear and go for his jugular vein. And even preppy college types have been known to be methy every now and again

5) Don't be a wiseass, tell him that you are best buds with Bloomberg, or tell a cop joke. Again, beyond the basic comprehension of the doucherie.

6) *Totes Magical Words!!!* "Officer, I honestly don't know what came over me, I've never done this before, and I'll never do it again. Can you please let me go?"

7) If he lets you go, thank him profusely and sincerely. He is not allowed to shake your hand, so wave instead.

8) Sometimes these things are "sweeps" and he sorta has to arrest you. But you'll be treated much better for having cooperated.
Or, you could just find a hunky one with the same sexual orientation as you, lure them into your lair, and after a few months, get him or her to give you one of those mini-shields in a leather case that says "Officer's Husband" or "Officer's Wife".

And there you have it. A great checklist to not have an unpleasant encounter with the NYPD.

This doesn't restore the dead to life. But it doesn't make these guys "winners" either.

Oh, wait:

by Spirit Fingers at 01:14 PM on 12/19/07
@BettyCrocker: … I think I'll stop giving you ways to piggyback off my comments. When you move from being a "gawker stalker" to a full on commenter with original ideas, we'll resume this conversation.
Thanks for playing.

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Yup. You have the emotional maturity of an adolescent.

As for how to behave when stopped by the police, you almost got it right at 1:34, but for the wrong reasons. You're supposed to behave that way because the cop doesn't want you to surprise him by shooting him in the head or cutting his jugular with the knife you might have in your pocket. There's nothing sad about you having to behave that way when stopped.

Whats sad is the fact that you're a self-entitled prick with severe masculinity deficit issues.

Jack, is that you? I love Fridays.

Spoken like a self-entitled hipster who's all pissed off about his pot/open container bust.

O, I r not a witch, but a Goodwyfe! My Tituba, let me show u her.

@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Of course, the faux-Christian crowd would have to be shut down, what with their crazy "gays are all neurotic STD farms who are dead by 40 and molest 987 kids a day" rhetoric. That would help.

As for the fear of being typecast - Neil Patrick Harris plays a straightie rather well, and no one seems to think his gaiety will cost him any roles.

Come out, Chace! Come out in all your frostylocked glory!