BadPipsewah commented on NY Times Discusses The Future Of Porn...And We Respond

"The problem with porn as a storytelling medium is that the story has to stop frequently so that people can have sex."

BadPipsewah commented on Five iPhone Porn Apps We'd Like To See

"iPhone users: Despite Apple's App Store censorship, did you know that Apple does provide a FREE app through which you can view thousands of pictures of hardcore sex? It's true!"

BadPipsewah commented on Abby Winters Offices Raided By The Cops

"@MajorRichard: GiorgettaCachai's take on the situation is completely accurate."

BadPipsewah commented on Abby Winters Offices Raided By The Cops

"@Elevenses: It kind of puts this quote from a police detective in a different light, doesn't it? "We're very satisfied with the content we've secured." Yeah, I'll bet you are."

BadPipsewah commented on Abby Winters Offices Raided By The Cops

"This is depressing and stupid."

BadPipsewah commented on Hello Up There!

"On an unrelated note, I spy a poster for "Reefer Madness" on the wall behind her."

BadPipsewah commented on "Monster Cock Junkies" Rain Down Furious Humpday Fun

"I think we've unearthed a new soon-to-be-overused porn cliche: The woman with the "oh, my god, I can't believe the size of these cocks" expression on her face."

BadPipsewah commented on The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band

"I was hoping they would get lost on their way to the stage, a la Spinal Tap."

BadPipsewah commented on Further Research Into The Fascinating Field Of Big Boobs And Milk

"Ted Stryker sympathizes with this woman's drinking problem."

BadPipsewah commented on Trixie's Got A Crush... On Her Obama Dildo

"@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Yeah, but in the spirit of bipartisanship, it really should be red on one side."