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Flashbot Fleshback: Joker? I Hardly Know Her! [Week In Review]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:30:00 EDT

A look back at the week that was ...

· Pornstar sex ... you're doing it wrong.
· Don't think of this as goodbye, Eva Angelina. Think of this as summer reruns until the new season starts.
· So this is why we never get invited to Tera Patrick's parties. (Among many other reasons.)
· Look, we love these girls as much as the next seaman, but we must be careful not to hunt them to extinction.

· We have got to get that new video game.
· Admit it—you're a little jealous of Helen Mirren.
· The Batman will save us! Unless one of these people has a free moment.
· Remember, we know what you like. But please keep telling us, otherwise we'll never figure it out on our own.

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Jenna Haze: Telegrapher Edition [WWFRD]

Gram Ponante — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:00:04 EDT

We are not showing you the title of this movie, but Jenna Haze is providing a pretty good visual clue on the cover. A skillful actor trained in Greek theatre, Haze knows that sometimes the audience is so far from the proscenium that IT needs a little help to follow the story. In this case, the story will be written all over her ... well, you get the idea. Can you be like last week's winner and come up with a better title than the one Theos provided? And will Jenna of Troy be able to launch a thousand ships once the deed is done?

· Elegant Angel (elegantangel.com)
· See the real title (gamelink.com)

Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition [Babes]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:30:00 EDT

Because you don't need to go to a movie theater to see real super heroes ...

· Allegra (babesdump.net)
· Ava Rose (perfectdames.com)
· Bijou (babesplugger.net)
· Celine Mrazovich (babeblast.xlogz.com)
· Diane Dagota (z0d.com)
· Denisa Black (nude.hu)

· Eva and Marta (butterflysearcher.com)
· Georgia Jones (glam0ur.com)
· Georgia Rose (novojoy.com)
· Katerina (closepics.com)
· Kathy (2hot4blog.com)
· Lexy Tyler (pleasuregirl.net)

· Milly (nudeparadisehotel.com)
· Olena (babeslog.net)
· Olga (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Olivia Kent (novostrong.com)
· Polina (kindgirls.com)
· Selene (hq69.com)

· Tereza (babeunion.com)
· Zoe Saint (babesmachine.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

Flesh Flicks: CharmaneFest [Asian]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:01:34 EDT

As we said earlier, this weekend is the eighth (!) AsianModelPalooza, because the women of the Far East and their descendants are simply too irresistible to not have their very own palooza (whatever that means.) Filipina model Charmane Star did not make our earlier roundup, but as you can see she still has plenty of fans. Or at least one guy who is a really, really big fan of boning her. What can we say? The dude loves a good palooza!

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· "Charmane" (RedTube)

Previously: Go East, Young Person: Fleshbot's Asian Model Roundup

Ashley Harkleroad's A Forehand Winner In Playboy [Tennis]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:44:24 EDT

As we told you weeks ago, tennis star Ashley Harkleroad has posed for Playboy without her white skirt or her white top or her white panties. Leaving nothing to the imagination was a trick that ~~pervs~~ tennis fans had hoped would fall on the the shoulders of Anna Kournikova, but it turns out that Ashley is the first one to take on the challenge on behalf of the ladies' pro tour. She's inside and on the cover of Playboy's August issue, which may or may not be on your local newsstand now. Not like anyone uses newsstands anymore ...

· Ashley in Playboy!?! (tennisforum.com, via Deadspin)

Sex Blog Roundup: Ever Ready [Sex Blogs]

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:15:00 EDT

Keep your wits about you, as this week's roundup of the best sex writing on the web puts the jump on those who stay on their toes. It's just a stroll with a platonic friend—until she pulls you close. A john seems to have a simple fetish—until the ropes come out. Flirting with a new girl at the swing club is fun—until she panics. Answering a call is routine—until you're masturbating in your truck. Even the most poised stripper may be surprised when a client turns out to be a pretty big cheese.

Turn on a dime with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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At The Front Lines of the Patriarchy: Conversations With God in the Titty Bar

God gestures at the woman on stage. "What is this shit? I'm fucking bored. Fucking shit, this is fucking boring. I have more money than fucking God, and this bitch is fucking boring me with this shit."

Poor God. Soon he fixates on the boy next to him again. He's so handsome and cute, with big muscles. God's definitely got some bisexual tendencies. He's telling the boy that he's got more money than God and buying us all drinks, drinks, and more drinks. Shots, beer, ladies champagne cocktails. I suck my cranberry and sprite down fast so the waitress can sell another one, another one, another one. I'll be peeing all night, but it's my patriotic duty to the titty bar to sell as many overpriced ladies drinks as possible.

- Hobo Stripper

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A Foot Tickler

Earl had to reposition me to a bedpost and tie me up so that my feet and legs were up in the air. He doubled up on all of the ropes to be sure I wouldn't break free. Then the tickling began and my violent reactions recommenced. For a second time, I ripped at the ropes until they failed, allowing me room to slouch upwards and grab Earl so that he would stop the incessant tickling. The whole time this was happening I had a huge hard-on. Every once and awhile Earl would run his hand over my dick—just slightly—and then return to tickling my feet—which spasmed even after he stopped tickling me.

- College Hookerboy's Hot and Disturbing Weblog

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The Ride

I worked at the button of my pants with one hand, and kept the other steady on the wheel. I heard him breathing on the other end as my hand slid in my pants, and beneath my panties, and I gasped.

"Holy shit. I'm soaked."

"Ahh, good girl," he breathed through a groan. His groans were so hot.

It didn't take long before I felt my pussy starting to pulse. I did every single thing he told me to do. Behind the wheel of my truck, I was my own slave, responding only to his words as they dripped with far away desire.

- Red Rose Confessions

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Kung Fu Theater

Stroking her face again I took her mouth, her tongue. Mmm I wonder what this tongue would feel like on my body. I grabbed her round soft ass in my hands and squeezed her tightly against me. Her leg raised, I grabbed it and held it aloft as I sucked her mouth and felt her ass. My dick prodded against my jeans pleading to feel her. All of her.

There were noises in the street.

Out in public.

I broke free.

Old Asian Man doing Tai Chi, glancing at Pree and I against the tree.

The Dirty Details

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Lunch Meetings

His blonde eyes rivaled my own in intensity and his dimples curved like commas around his bright, white smile. This boy was too pretty for me.

So how did I find myself sitting across the booth of a local brew pub, sipping my water with lemon while he finished a raspberry wheat? Potential.

Our meeting was unconventional but my desire to mar that pretty blonde hair with my wet, pussy-slick fingers was purely animal.

- Forever Mistress

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Club Tantra: My Experience, Unabridged Three

Charlie and I were on the same wavelength; we knew, without a word, that we had to initiate slowly with them. Mr. Hunky was far more amenable, but it was up to her. It was up to her and me. It's always up to the women in group-sex situations. She opened her eyes and looked over at us a few times. So virginal in her curiosity! So unspoiled by the scene! She needed nurturing from a soft woman's lips, the lips of someone who accepted her trepidation and allowed her to hold the reins in her silent, submissive way.

"May I kiss you?" I asked, kneeling next to her at a respectable distance.

- Lust Life

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·Thumbnail from Vivid Starlets (vividstarlets.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Belladonna To Pope: "Let Me Save Your Soul ... With Porn" [Belladonna]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:28:36 EDT

Pope Benedict XVI arrived in Australia this month on a special visit for World Youth Day, but his visit coincided with the journeys of an even bigger Earthly presence—Belladonna. This was her fifth visit Down Under (that's four more than the Pontiff) and as she prepared for sex week's Sydney Sexpo she had a few words of advice for the Holy Father. "The Pope has indicated he might apologize to victims of sexual abuse and that is a positive thing to do," she said, "but unless he follows up with some practical advice that addresses the sexual needs and desires of clergy, the problem will simply continue." Wait, that actually ... makes perfect sense.

And she even has a reasonable solution—give the Church copies of all her porn movies and let her teach priests how to deal with their urges. Ok, it's not exactly the makings of the most sacrilegious XXX flick ever—"Belladonna Loves The Pope"?—but being such a wise and generous benefactor can't hurt when it comes time to file that application for sainthood.

· Porn star offers free sex advice to priests (news.com.au)

Mystery Men (And Women): Top Ten Masked Sex Videos Not Starring Batman [Hardcore]

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:30:00 EDT

We've been eagerly awaiting the release of "The Dark Knight" since... well, since we saw "Batman Begins." Because, quite frankly, the caped crusader is a pretty sexy superhero. He's got that chiseled physique, the skintight outfit, and—best of all—a mask. As far as we're concerned, there's nothing sexier than a mysterious stranger hidden behind a disguise ... and we don't think we're the only ones who feel that way. So to celebrate the return of the Caped Crusader, we've rounded up the hottest masked sex videos we could find. You just have to promise not to reveal our secret identity.

Girlfriends! (megarotic.com)

Masked Couple Hardcore Fetish (megarotic.com)

Fucking with masks (megarotic.com)

(Homemade) The masked mans slut pt2 (megarotic.com)

Masked girl (megarotic.com)

Amateur Homemade Fuck (megarotic.com)

Masked DP (megarotic.com)

Masked Fuck (megarotic.com)

masked blonde sucking (megarotic.com)

beautifully brunnete with guy with mask (megarotic.com)

Here's a few tips to help you write a good ... [Writing]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:12:45 EDT

Here's a few tips to help you write a good sex story without once resorting to using the phrases "heaving bosoms" or "rosy flower." If you can work, "sweet pink love mound" into your text, however, that's always a winner. (zobop.blogspot.com)

Sandy Kane: The World's Worst Singing Stripper [Wtf]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:47:14 EDT

People like to do crazy things to get attention—like competitive eating or growing a handlebar mustache or, ahem ... blogging. Or they can take their clothes off while singing their own made up novelty songs about hookers and blowjobs. Sandy Kane is sort of like a cross between Belle Starr, "Weird Al" Yankovic and that "Chocolate Rain" guy on YouTube. She's old (not that there's anything wrong with that), she has an awful voice, and she's possibly a racist ... but try watching this video of her version of "Gloria" without finding yourself mesmerized. We can't really judge her stripping abilities based on this, but the singing is definitely not going to help with the tips.

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· "The World's Worst Stripper" (break.com)
· Sandy Kane on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Sandy Kane on the street (Flickr)

When it comes to hooking up, there are mere ... [Video]

Fleshbot — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:45:05 EDT

When it comes to hooking up, there are mere hookups ... and then there's Hookup818 on Xtube. If we were guaranteed this kind of action every time we logged in to Manhunt, we'd be spending a lot more time actually cruising for sex instead of just writing about cruising for sex. Judging from his handle, maybe things are a lot hotter in the San Fernando Valley than we thought? (Click thumbnail for video.)

• Hookup818 (XTube, via dudetubeonline.com)

The great Janine Lindemulder is in a bit ... [Janine Lindemulder]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:25:00 EDT

The great Janine Lindemulder is in a bit of a pickle with the IRS, who want $80,000 in back takes or they'll take it out of her ... well ... actually, that part might not be in her contract. Here she is in happier, unindicted times.(thesmokinggun.com)

Go East, Young Person: Fleshbot's Asian Model Roundup [Fleshbot Requests]

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:55:00 EDT

We wouldn't exactly say that we have a full-on fetish for Asian models—we can quit anytime, seriously!—but the sight of a lovely Asian woman has always made our hearts skip a beat or two. And we see that we're not the only ones. Thankfully, you don't have to go too far to find a beautiful Asian woman, especially when you're in Fleshbot country. After the jump, a few of our favorite Asian and Asian-American starlets. (And if this list isn't enough to satisfy you, there's always AsianModelPalooza on Saturday. It is an awfully big continent, you know.)

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Lystra (burningangel.com)

Miho Maeshima (jheat.com)

Maria Ozawa

Youn-Kyun (altporn.net)

Nautica Thorn (enternautica.com)

Tiang Fang (go-girls-go.com)

Suzuka Ishikawa

Jandi Lin

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· Asianmodelpalooza 8 (asiamodelpalooza.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

HvH Has "Gone To The Movies" [Art]

sturtle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:50:18 EDT

We're sure the postman filched our review copy of superstar Portuguese illustrator HvH's sexy new "Gone To The Movies" book—how else to explain why we haven't received one yet? Not that we can blame him: despite Amazon's lackluster description (how are they expecting to move this title with adjectives like "more or less"?), it's full of HvH's cheeky beefcake drawings of classic movie posters the way you wish they would have looked. It's already topping our holiday wish list in case you want to buy us something for Chriskwaanzukkah this year. (Just be sure to send it by registered mail. We don't want the postman making off with another copy.)

• "Gone to the Movies" (Amazon)
• HvH Expo (hvhexpo.blogspot.com)
• Bruno Gmünder (brunogmuender.com)

Popshot Of The Moment: Deep Reading With Sindee Jennings [Popshots]

Gram Ponante — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Sindee Jennings, as you know, is all the rage on the squirt circuit, but here on the set of "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" she realized, like Chief Martin Brody, that it is only an island if you look at it from the water. So no squirting for her! Instead, she took time to memorize her lines as Mary Ann, which did not include "You don't come quick like an old man!" That one was an improvisation. (See also: Sindee Jennings on MySpace)

Looking Good In A Bikini At Sixty--Not Just For Oscar Winners Anymore! [Mature]

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT

Inspired by Dame Helen Mirren's bold display of flesh, other sexy sixty-somethings are coming out of the closet about their own love of skimpy swimwear. With all these bikini-clad GILFs floating around, it's no wonder all those old people are getting laid so much. (mirror.co.uk)

Naked Rock Climbing Takes Nudity To New Heights [Rock Hard Nudes]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Have you heard about the new trend that's totally sweeping the nation(s)? If you've got a rock, chances are that someone is climbing it right now—completely naked! Yes, naturism has gotten hard. Real hard. No shoes, no ropes, no clothes ... no problem! And everyone is doing it! Well, at least 12 women did it long enough for a photographer to make a calender out of them, but hundreds of other unidentified naked climbers are probably (coming) to scale your town soon! Better buy some chalk!

· "The incredible 'Stone Nudes' who rock climb completely naked" (dailymail.co.uk)
· Stone Nudes (stonenudes.com)

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Previously: Another Kind Of Air Sex

Collin O'Neal Says Goodbye To Porn, Sort Of [Pornstars]

sturtle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:45:53 EDT

We have some sad news for you, folks, so we hope you're sitting down: word has come over the Fleshbot news ticker that Collin O'Neal is retiring from porn—at least from the performing end of things, that is. You'll be happy to know that the sexy, Lebanese, eternally mini-mohawked Collin will still be churning out hot gay smut at his website; the only difference is that none of his models will have the pleasure of being nailed by him. (On camera, anyway.)

So why the sudden announcement? Collin says he's been so busy behind the scenes that he's skimped on the gym workouts, so he's not as confident with his body as he used to be. (Mr. O'Neal, if you're listening, we think we speak for most of the gay men of Planet Earth when we say that we have every confidence in your body. But we respect your decision.) Then there's also the issue of a new love in his life, who apparently has issues with Collin's on-screen endeavors. Which is totally fine—but again, if you're listening: we'll be here for you in case things don't work out. We now return you to your regularly scheduled weeping and gnashing of teeth.

• "Collin O'Neal Retires From Performing" (avn.com)
• Collin O'Neal Dot Com (collinoneal.com)

Best Of Craigslist [Craigslist]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:30:00 EDT

"Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it?" Then is the insanely elaborate Craiglist sex fantasy post for you! (craigslist.org, via nerve.com)

Vikki Blows is back! She's whipping up a ... [Vikki Blows]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Vikki Blows is back! She's whipping up a lot of stiff breezes in the pages of Front magazine, which also means that we haven't exhausted all of our bad puns based on her surname. What a relief! (boobieblog.com)

Brent Everett Speaks, Saves Sexy Growling For Later [Pornstars]

sturtle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:30:15 EDT

Attention all Brent Everett fans (this means you! And us!): we know how much you love hearing him moan and grunt and growl at the camera, but if you've ever wondered what the "real" Brent is like you might be interested in the rare, three-part interview that Jason Sechrest conducted with the hottie for the now defunct KSEX Radio a while back and which Brent posted to his website this week. We haven't listened to the whole thing, but we can see he gradually disrobes as the interview goes on, so there's gotta be something in there besides household tips and cheesecake recipes. (Though Brent, if you have any good cheesecake recipes, we'd be happy to give them a try too. Just sayin'!)

• Brent Everett Interview Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 (brenteverettblog.blogspot.com)

Sponsor Salad Toss [Sponsors]

Fleshbot — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:15:23 EDT

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Call Me Ishmael-san: "Japanese Whale Hunt" [Porn Of The Moment]

Gram Ponante — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:15:34 EDT

Look: we are not apologists. We know that the accepted term for larger-than-size-zero (and by "zero" we don't mean the Empire of the Sun's preferred aircraft in WWII) women is "BBW," "zaftig," or "mountalicious," not "whale." But we are witnessing the dawn of a niche and of course there's some kinks that need to be worked out. For now, just sit back and enjoy it.

Specialty company Third World Media trawls the globe in search of footage that can't be seen in these waters.

You know how it's a conversation starter to suggest porn titles or porn niches (at least here in the seminary)? I can honestly say I have never thought about plus-sized Asian women. Yet it seems so right.

To remind us that people are the same wherever you go, our final subject appears to be straddling the Japanese Dirty Harry.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Japanese Whale Hunt" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Nerd [Hardcore]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses—the specs clearly indicate that he is "complete nurd," of course—who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language and offends her. Her only recourse is to fuck his brains out, because nerds are afraid of sex, so that's really the only way to teach them a lesson. It's true! The next time a nerd says something awkward to your face, give him (or her) some head and you'll find they change their tune pretty darn quick.

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· "beauty and the 'nurd'" (Megarotic)

Ron Jeremy At The Adult Novelty Expo: Are We Having Fun Yet? [Sex Toys]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:25:02 EDT

Our good friend Jamye Waxman just spent two days at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles (like the regular AVN Expo, but for dildos), and she filed this report on her website. It's safe to say that she found it a lot more interesting than Ron Jeremy did. Seriously, there was a lot of cool stuff there that may soon be stuffed inside you. (avnnoveltyexpo.com + jamyewaxman.com)

Michael Verdugo Has More Time, Less Drywall, On His Hands [Scandal]

sturtle — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:20:31 EDT

New Fleshbot Crush Object and former HGTV reality show contestant Michael Verdugo has been placed on paid administrative leave by the Hollywood, Florida police department until the department determines whether or not Verdugo actually appeared in the 1996 gay fetish feature "Rope Rituals". (You know, in case all those picture and screencap comparisons that have been floating around since last week weren't enough.) Of course, we think that punishing Verdugo for living up to the stereotype of the hot cop is a little ridiculous. And besides: when you're trying to pin down an antsy crackhead, who are you going to trust to cuff the guy? Some doughy Sipowitz, or a hottie who really knows the ropes? Duh. (The Sword; see also Miami Herald, GayPornBlog, et al.)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Unholy Matrimony" [Sexploitation]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:55:00 EDT

What happens when you mix S-E-X with LSD? Whatever it is, you probably won't remember it after you come down, but this movie sure makes it sounds like F-U-N. Well, except for the blackmail. Always with the blackmail. Can't anyone have a drug-fueled suburban orgy without some tough guy in a cowboy hat shaking you down for a few thousand dollars? No wonder everyone has to take so much LSD before they get freaky.

· "Unholy Matrimony" (1966) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

The BlueBlood.net crew took a trip to a sexy ... [Alt]

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:20:50 EDT

The BlueBlood.net crew took a trip to a sexy fashion show in Portland, Oregon to learn a little more about next season's styles. It turns out that bare boobs are going to be all the rage—just like last year! (And every year, really.) (blueblood.net)

How To Really Have Sex Like A Porn Star [Complaints]

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:45:31 EDT

Somewhere along the line, "porn star" seems to have become shorthand for "sexy, liberated, confident woman." We're mostly behind this usage, but sometimes it leads to articles that are just, well, weird. Take, for example, the Frisky's recent article "Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star," a solid, sex-positive piece that offers up some age-old advice for getting what you want in the sack. It is all quite lovely—but has absolutely nothing to do with porn in any way.

Let's face it: the kind of sex that porn stars have (on camera, at least), is nothing like the kind of sex that you and I want to be having. Out of necessity, porn sex focuses far more on looking good than on feeling good — a surefire recipe for bedroom disaster. We refute the Frisky's five tips (and provide video evidence from the XXX world).

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1. Be Eager Send him slutty text messages, go commando—when you’re ready for some action, take it!

Porn stars are, first and foremost, performers who are being paid to render a fantasy real. Sure, they should be enthusiastic (shouldn't we all be enthusiastic about our work?), but being overly eager could easily get in the way of a director's vision. Especially if your director is trying to create some bored girl porn:

Young girl is bored by getting fucked (megarotic.com)

2. Tell Him What You Want Don’t be shy! Be explicit. You might worry you’ll sound bossy, but it will actually be dirty talk. And what man doesn’t like that?

Once again: porn is not about the wants and needs of the stars. It's about the director's vision. Sure, some movies are all about girls vocalizing their desires — but quite a few others are about girls lying back and taking it.

Girl forced to take 2 cumshots (megarotic.com)

3. Use Your Backside Guys go crazy for the booty, so don’t be afraid to show it! Sure, from your knees to your waist, there’s cellulite and stretch marks, but he doesn’t care- only you do! If you’re already naked, you know he likes what you got and he wants all of it.

This one we can't refute. Everyone likes the ass.

nice ass shaking (megarotic.com)

4. Accessorize Just like you add earrings, belts, and necklaces to your day look, your night look could always use some accessories. From keeping your heels on, to a leather riding crop, a girl’s gotta have that little eye grabbing something extra.

Right again. Porn stars are known for keeping heels on during sex. But they are kind of uncomfortable. (Even dangerous!)

High Heels Threesome (megarotic.com)

5. Take Care Of #1—Yourself Everything from your nails to your orgasm is your responsibility. If he can’t handle the job, you should finish it off.

Perhaps they meant "Take Care Of #1—The Viewers At Home." Because when you're having sex like a porn star, that's the main thing that matters.

A Dream Team Blowjob: Gianna, Shyla Stylez (megarotic.com)

· The Frisky’s Five Tips For Doin’ It Like A Professional (thefrisky.com)
· Thumbnail from Playful Hands (fhg.playfulhands.com, via Ask Jolene)

Faye Reagan Learns Her Lesson: "Reform School Girls 4" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT

When we think of reform school our minds fill with gauzy visions of plaid skirts and white stockings and wayward yet innocent young girls rebelling against everything their strict teachers have taught them by indulging their nubile, lubricated young bodies into all sorts of Sapphic contortions. (Either that, or the sight of Wendy O. Williams in a cropped t-shirt and Sybil Danning standing guard with a shotgun. But we'd rather concentrate on the plaid skirts and lube.) Sorry, where were we again?

Oh, right, that new Wicked movie: this "Reform School Girls" sees director Mark Stone returning to helm the fourth and most magical installment of the series yet, in which tender young miscreants including Aiden Starr, Kelly Skyline, Aubrey Addams, Cara Dee, Dana DeArmond, Mackenzee Pierce, Sindee Jennings and newcomer Faye Reagan get exactly the kinds of lessons they deserve.

Problem is, these girls never seem to learn their lesson: in fact, it takes more than a few spankings and stern discipline to shape these troubled teens into a state of docility. Luckily their instructors are dedicated and passionate educators who never give up on their students—if only we had teachers like that, we might not have wound up working in the world of vice ourselves. Then again, if we hadn't you might not be sitting here looking at Faye Reagan getting fucked in a plaid skirt, and then where would we all be?

• "Reform School Girls 4" (DVD info @ wickedpictures.com)

PornEskimo Warms You In An Igloo Of Smut [Pornstars]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:15:14 EDT

We've been spending a lot of our, uh ... "downtime" recently at a plucky little site called PornEskimo. We're not sure what a Porn Eskimo is, or how to distinguish one from a regular Eskimo, but the web version is basically a supercharged porn portal, with links to TGP galleries, preview videos, paysites, and other assorted dirty goodies. Pretty standard stuff, actually, but this one is remarkably well-organized by category, genre, and best of all—by girl. Type in pretty much any pornstar whose name you can remember—past or present—and you'll get a handy list of websites, pictures and videos to satisfy your craving. Like for one completely random example, Rebecca Love in "The Tits That Saved XXXMas." (They sure did!) The clips may sometimes be a little short and probably a little dated, but bounce around the site for awhile and you'll quickly wonder where the rest of your day went.

· PornEskimo + Eskimo Tube (porneskimo.com)

Katrin Kozy would like to remind you to ... [Babes]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:10:00 EDT

Katrin Kozy would like to remind you to brush your teeth regularly in order to avoid the deadly gum disease gingivitis. Oh, and don't forget to spit. (gallery @ bigboobsalert.com, via yourdirtymind.com)

If your business is pleasure, how do you ... [Media]

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:55:35 EDT

If your business is pleasure, how do you separate business from pleasure? For their sexy sex issue, The L Magazine approached over twenty sex professionals, including some Fleshbot Crush Objects like Jamye Waxman and Baby Sinead (as well as someone else you may know ... ahem) to find out how their work effects their private lives. The good news? Yes, they get to take the sample sex toys home with them. (thelmagazine.com: super accurate depiction of sex professional office life from porn-o-rama.com, via)

Poor Women Forced To Strip For Gas Money! [Hysteria]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT

Have you heard the big news? Gas is like ... really expensive. It makes things tough for everyone, but it's especially tough for the women of Louisiana who have been forced into pole dancing just put fuel in their tanks, as local Baton Rouge reporter Keitha Nelson breathlessly explains.

It's a trend story! Except "some women" is really just one woman and she doesn't really blame it on gas prices, so much as the fact that she has a young child, is in school herself, and stuff costs money. Still, isn't it awful that our economy is so bad, that women are forced to take their clothes off to pay the bills? This poor woman is almost like ... every other woman who has ever been a stripper. Because we all have bills to pay and stripping is just a job like any other—except unlike some jobs you can actually make a living doing it. That's not news.

Exotic dancing can be a way to survive. So can being a television reporter. Unless you don't have a twin sister to help you film ridiculous split screen shots like this one. Then it gets a little tricky.

· Women turn to pole dancing due to rising gas & food prices, other expenses (wafb.com, via newsbusters.org)

Get "Spanked"! [Books]

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:05:00 EDT

Chuck Palahniuk's not the only one who can do a sexy book trailer. Check out the video promo for "Spanked: Red Cheeked Erotica," an erotica anthology about (what else?) spanking. Editrix Rachel Kramer Bussel reads samples from the book, asses get slapped, and well ... we'll let you watch the video, but you can probably figure out the rest.

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· Buy Spanked (amazon.com)
· Rachel Kramer Bussel (lustylady.blogspot.com)

Claire Danes In A Bikini Fuels The Imagination [Celebrity Bikini Watch]

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:40:40 EDT

We've had a crush on Claire Danes since we first saw her teenage angst in "My So-Called Life." In those days, we never imagined that one day we'd get paid to dig up photos of our idol in a bikini. Of course, we also never imagined the internet, either—imagination was never our strong suit. (Gallery after the jump.)

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Project Runway's Keith Bryce Can Baste Our Seams Anytime [Crush Object Alert]

Fleshbot — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:35:51 EDT

Along with practically every other homosexualist we've talked to since the Project Runway premiere last night, we were totally smitten with boutique owner and designing dreamboat Keith Bryce from the moment (and despite the fact that) he showed up to meet Tim and Heidi at that rooftop champagne reception in a tank top. And we didn't even have to wait until the second commercial break to be treated to a shot of him waking up shirtlessly in bed! Who says the PR producers don't know their audience? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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• Project Runway: Keith's Bio (bravotv.com)
• Keith Bryce: Flithy Gorgeous (Keith's label @ filthygorgeous.com)

Forced Sex Fantasies: Still Unexplained, But Still Hot [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:15:00 EDT

In spite of the best efforts of those crazy scientists, we may never really understand why some people are into forced sex fantasies. (Then again, why do people like any of the stuff that turns them on?) But hey, if you're getting off and no one's (actually) getting hurt, why worry about the details? Personally, we're just into it for the knife play—shiny metal objects get us every time.

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· Forced Ride (megarotic.com)

Neolestat: Artistic Nudes For Your (Sorta) Wild Side [Photo]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:49:43 EDT

Naked lady pictures are really great and all, but when anyone with a camera and a naked lady can do it, how do you make yours a little more interesting than the norm? Well, Neolestat—who is actually photographer Andy Craddock in web disguise—does it with a variety of beautiful, but not necessarily professional models, an aversion to Photoshop filters, and a playfully kinky vibe that adds some spice to his images while still keeping it simple. Oh, and maybe an occasional octopus on the vagina. Honestly, you can never go wrong with a few extra tentacles.

· Andy Craddock — Neolestat (neolestat.com, via Otomano)

Well cheerio (or whatever they say down there ... [Beefcake Watch]

Fleshbot — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:45:18 EDT

Well cheerio (or whatever they say down there in South Africa), BJ at UK Naked Men. You seem to be getting awfully busy with yourself there what with flexing those muscles and pinching your nipples and tugging on that gorgeous slab of meat between your legs and all. Let us know if you need a hand. Or two, even! (queerclick.com; more @ UK Naked Men)

Recognizing that legal prostitution makes ... [Prostitution]

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:25:53 EDT

Recognizing that legal prostitution makes sex workers safer from violence, rape and STDs, South Africa has decided to lift the ban on the sex industry in their country ... but only for one month, during the 2010 World Cup. Don't worry, after all the ~~hooligans~~ tourists are gone they'll go right back to making it dangerous and illegal. (bbc.co.uk, via Deadspin)