Friday - March 19, 2010

Looks Like An Invitation

Via Book of Pleasure (painandpleasurediary.blogspot.com)

Hate Sex Continues to Be Best Sex

It's been our experience that the most passionate relationships are generally the ones that are already over. Just look at these two ex-lovers. Their hatred for each other practically jumps off the screen! More »

Yes, We Get to See Levi Johnson Fuck!

Everyone can now see the most eagerly-awaited porn parody since—well, we don't know what. "Getting Levi's Jonhston" is currently available on Jet Set's website. We have the exclusive hardcore trailer full of jokes, fucking, and messy cumshots. More »

These Beautiful Guys Are Also Assholes

How do we know? Well, first of all we hate them a little bit for having perfect bodies and not sleeping with us, and at least one of these guys is trying to steal our boyfriend! More »

Gay Porn's Pass Around Party Bottom Did All Those Scenes to Pay for Mom's Cancer Treatments

At least that is what "Jason Crystal," the model who worked for 19 different studios this spring and told each of them it was his first performance, is claiming now. That is such bullshit. More »

But Can He Rock The Banana Hammock

Not every man can pull of a pair of tight pink briefs, but we have a special place in hearts reserved for those who can. It's a little room right next to the masturbation parlor. For easy access, you know. More »
Thursday - March 18, 2010

Bullseye

Via baserdesires (baserdesires.blogspot.com)

Work Is Never Over

With beach weather rapidly approaching, we should probably start thinking about getting back in shape. We can hardly do a push up and the top in this video has sex while holding himself up for, like, 5 minutes. More »

Porn Needs More Guys Like Colby Keller

Colby Keller is a very unlikely pornstar. He's a little meaty, openly gay, a giant bottom, and a little bit goofy. He's everything we're told not to want, and that's why he is one of our absolute favorites. More »
Our favorite daddy, Chizzad from Guys Divine, told us the site's first jerk-off scene will go live for members this weekend. We begged for a sneak peek, and we are so glad that he hooked us up! Talk about divine! More »

The Secret Sex Videos the University of Hawaii Doesn't Want You to See

Yesterday, gay blog Queerty had an excellent story about a gay student who got in some trouble for filming himself jerking off in University of Hawaii classrooms. It wasn't hard to find the videos, but we sure are hard now! More »

Where Are All Our Woodland Friends?

When we saw that the description of this jerk off clip started with the phrase "bored otter" we were picturing some listless furry hipster twink. All we got was the furry, but we'll guess that'll do. More »
Wednesday - March 17, 2010

Xtube Demands That You Stop Your Whining

Will someone please explain to us why twinky dudes on Xtube think it's okay to wear belly-button piercings? It's not. Thankfully, that's the only complaint that we can come up with about this video. More »
Well, you boys kept our weekly Guys with iPhones feature going, but your interest seems waning. You better click on this and get to work if you want us to keep find you free beefcake on the internet. More »

Unzipped, Gay Porn's Last Remaining Magazine, Is Dead

Unzipped, which was really the only porn mag worth subscribing to for it's great blend of hot guys and fun editorials, is no longer. Even worse, it's killer blog seems to have stop posting too. Sad news. More »
Yes, we love being Irish and we love Irish boys, but there is also something to be said for boys blessed with the most Gaelic of monikers. We'd love to gay lick just about all of these guys. More »

This Guy Can Fuck Us Up, Fuck Us Down, Fuck Us Any Way He Likes

We think we've found the perfect man-recipe. The trick is to take a big helping of Mike Tyson and remove both the face tattoo and voice. Then you'll have something approaching this gorgeous hunk of hotty. More »
Tuesday - March 16, 2010

If Orgasm Always Brought on Giggle Fits, The World Would Be A Happier Place

We once slept with a guy who would laugh a bit sometimes after he came, but the guy in this hardcore video goes full on Tickle Me Elmo for a solid minute while he orgasms. It's pretty amazing. More »

While You Focus On This Guy's Body, We'll Check Out His Head

When you look at this picture you probably think, "Wow, that is gorgeous, beefy man playing with his dick." We think "Holy shit, Maskurbate finally got some new headgear!" Our priorities are wack.
Most companies are happy to just have their guys show up, jerk off, blow a load, and go home. But not Island Studs. They have different ideas. Their men work hard for their money, so we better treat them right!

Our Beloved Spartacus Tried to Keep These Enormous Dicks from Us

Due to some technical difficulties, we didn't see a bunch of gladiators disrobing and showing off their cocks in this week's episode of "Spartacus: Blood and Sand." But don't fret, we have them now, and they are worth waiting for. More »

Heaven Is A Place

Via Unload Your Load (unloadyourload.blogspot.com)

How to Market Yourself With Xtube: A Guide

BravoDelta8 is one of those enterprising amateur porn stars whose gone so far as to rent out a domain name and design himself a fancy logo. We'd be making fun of him if he weren't so fucking hot.
Monday - March 15, 2010

Two Show-Offs In Search of A Voyeur

The internet is great for indulging your inner exhibitionist, but this hardcore clip reminds us that the analog rush of simply fucking like crazy in a cheap motel in front of an open window can be hot, too.

Which One of These Guys Busts James Jamesson's On Camera Cherry?

Finally, the day we have been waiting for is here and current Fleshbot obsession James Jamesson has buttsex for the first time on film. Which one of these lucky men will it be? It is...

One Of These Guys Is The Luckiest Man On Earth

Why? Because he is a mere mortal who gets to fuck a pornstar. Which one of these boys won the Be Jake Cruise for a Day contest we told you about?
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Our Beloved "Spartacus" Gets Some New Love Interests

Since they killed off all the gay gladiator's Spartacus master had no choice but go purchase some more. We got a nice new crop of delicious manflesh to objectify this week.

Ultimate Satisfaction

Via Vellohomo (vellohomo.blogspot.com)

We Cannot Stress Enough How Amazing This Guy Is. No, Really.

You know, charm and a British (okay, Australian) accent can't give you a blow job, but they sure can get you off. Meet our new husband. Every other man we've even glanced at while masturbating is a hideous troll. More »
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