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- Thursday - December 24, 2009
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#hohohos
There Aren't Enough Dirty Puns for All These Hot Santas
Seriously, we want them to cum down our chimneys, stuff our stockings, and mount us on the roof. There is tons to love about Christmas, but there's nothing like guys taking off everything but as Santa outfit. Ho ho ho! More » -
#todayinmasturbation
This Santa Leaves A Different Kind Of Gift Under the Tree
Santa is real! Somehow we knew it all along. We didn't know that he's just a hot dude who sneaks into people's apartments and masturbates in front of Christmas trees, but, somehow, that's the best gift of all. More » - Wednesday - December 23, 2009
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#hardcore
Mysterious Contraptions
Whoa. So who knew that the collision of a sort of cheesily decorated bachelor pad (waterbed! whoo!) and a penis pump could produce this oddly hot and oddly terrifying hardcore clip? More » -
#newsdump
Here Are All the Dicks We Need to Stuff in Our Hole Before Christmas
It seems like Christmas came a little early this year and there are all sorts of sexy porn developments just before the holiday so all you homosexuals will have something to occupy your chimneys while you wait for Santa! More » -
#holdthephone
Just Jacked Jocks Jerking Jumbled Joints
Did you know that D.C. has no J Street? Well, since that's the only letter not represented, we decided it was time to let these capitol studs be sponsored by the letter J. It's our gift to the country! More » -
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#pornstars
How Did We Miss Marco Blaze And Levi Poulter's Sweet, Sinful Sex Tape?
An eagle-eyed reader sent us this clip of Fleshbot Crush Object Marco Blaze and A&F model-turned-pornstar Levi Poulter. Well, if their raunchy romp in a seedy hotel room isn't enough to make you bust a load, then nothing is! More » -
#todayinmasturbation
Our New Boyfriend Is Sooo Flexible
This kid is our new hero. He actually spends two full minutes balancing on his shoulders and masturbating furiously. That sort of thing takes serious focus and determination. We're totally impressed. This guy needs a Gatorade Ad. More » - Tuesday - December 22, 2009
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#hardcore
The Secret Behind Bouncing Up and Down on Stuff
Fifteen years ago when we first threw out our pogo sticks and cursed our parents for the years of useless training and self-worth decimating coaching, we never thought we'd miss bouncing up and down on a big pole this much. More » -
#bandofbrothers
Let's Celebrate the Year of The Twins with Two of Them Fucking
This year, instead of naming a pornstar their Man of the Year, QueerClick gave the title to the concept of "twins and triplets." Boy, were they right. And just in time for the Peters twin's fucking debut! More » -
#beefcake
These Super Heroes Are Facing Off For Our Souls And Groins
Leave it to fetishgear site Slick It Up to come up with a hero and villain themed editorial shoot from Gallic photo duo Exterface. We don't know if these boys will save the day, but they'll sure make you hard. More » -
#pornstars
Forget All This News Business, We Want To Watch Collin O'Neal Fuck
Everyone is talking about Collin O'Neal's weather report on CNN. Well, we'd much rather talk about what got him famous in the first place—good, old-fashioned fucking. His website just relaunched and we're happier than ever to see him. More » -
#gratuitousnude
Lurch From The Addams Family Had A Rough Time In Prison
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#todayinmasturbation
The Cock-y Bastard
Arrogant bastards generally don't make the best boyfriends, but wowzas! are they hot. It seems to us that the only thing sexier than a sexy guy is a sexy guy who knows he's a sexy guy. More » - Monday - December 21, 2009
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#hardcore
The Muscle Bear Paradox
It's so rare to find hot dudes whose bodies are made up of that perfect mix of muscle and fat we like to call "beefy," but watching these two studs go at it makes every failed search worth the effort. More » -
#bottomcountdownclock
When Will Jamey Get It in the Heinie?
We don't know where Randy Blue scares up his new hires, but they are always the hottest and horniest guys on the web. But when, oh when, will his newest, little Jamey Ford, take it up the ass? More » -
#websites
Porn Is Just Like Fashion—It's All About The Accessories
Some people spend all their time picking out an outfit but don't think at all about accessories. Some porn companies think all about their guys' looks, but not what they're wearing. That is a huge mistake.
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#todayinmasturbation
Super Soldier
Xtube user ROTCmarine ought to change his name to ROTCmachine. We don't know exactly what the government has programmed him to do exactly, but he's really good at stimulating our dishonorable discharge. More » - Friday - December 18, 2009
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#hardcore
Genre Exercise
Xtube is fucked up. You know how we know that Xtube is fucked up? Because we found this video of two incredibly hot black dudes fucking the shit out of each other under the straight site. Weird. More » -
#jocks
Great Scot, This Football Player Needs to Show Us His Loch Ness Monster
This is Scottish soccer player Stu Martin. He's pretty much the hottest thing to run on the pitch since David Beckham. Also, he seems to be allergic to shirts and loves to flex. More » -
#todayinmasturbation
Our Friend, The Corporal
Here's a video for all our naughty boys and girls. The guy in this clip doesn't do any masturbating, per se, but his monkey is definitely getting spanked. Ha! No, but seriously, ouch. More » - Thursday - December 17, 2009
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#websites
The Naked Pictures Reality Television Doesn't Want You To See
Porn and reality television are inextricably linked. Usually it's reality stars with a porn past, but now reality stars are going to be joining the gay porn game on Reality Revealed. They're so scandalous, they've already been sued!
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