<![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Baseball Coverage Takes An Ugly, Off-Key Turn]]> Eck & JBJ have the same haircut, no?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Two Aces Prove Their Worth]]> Beckett is regressing to his regular season form. I knew it would happen, it would have to happen... You cannot be Bonderman in July, & Smoltz in October. No way.

The bloom is off this rose.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Hugh Recommends An Assortment Of Beverages]]> "He gonna cock-block you, 'cause that li'l five year old don't want you near his mama".

Frizzeud 'n tha hizzy.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Katja Kassin's Neighborhood]]> Nice to have him dressed like a member of DEVO.

Whip it, indeed.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Clara Meadmore of Great Britain]]> "No sex, please -- we're British!"

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Nautica Thorn Won't Quit Her Day Job]]> No matter how many light fixtures she has to screw in...

Now, I am thinking of NT engaging in coitus in a replica of those bulbs the Red Hot Chili Peppers sometimes wear on their heads.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on In The Army Girl Now]]> After five & an half years, Dashiell -- five & an half years! -- in a prisoner of war camp, I do believe one is entitled to non-traditional use of camouflage upon return home.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Who Gets To Be A Prostitute Edition]]> I have a coupla titles in mind, though neither would serve to answer GP's question. The first, I didn't know the bitches was prostitutes, man: The Eazy-E Story, implies these women might not, in fact, be street-walkers; the latter, We only fuck for money: The Brothers Flemion Are Big Pimpin', addresses not the women in question, at all, but the invisible pimp hand behind. So, what to use, what to contribute...?

I offer: Greenback dat azz up.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Brooke Marks May Be A Little Too Into Video Games]]> Even a level 46 erection requires a saving throw, sometimes. It's just like real life, but we non-'Crafters call said throw 'viagra'.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on ALCS Preview: Rays Vs. Red Sox]]> Rays in five. Kazzy is the new Beckett... But, y'know, just as good in the regular season.

(To that, how does a pitcher go from zero to MVP -- or, more aptly, Bonderman to Smoltz -- when the calendar turns from regular season to post-season?)

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Cum Omlettes: A <s>Tasty</s> New Way To Get Your Protein]]> @ElNegroMagnifico: & before the shoot, he ate a slice of pineapple pizza. Thinking ahead, I say.

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