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rosasparks on May 14, 2008
I just spit beer on my monitor. I can't believe you actually referenced DAMN YANKEES! Can you take me HIGH ENOUGH!
westvillagegirl on May 14, 2008
Hey, just wanted to say I thank you for being a calm, cool drink of water in this belly of fire. I atone for any of my sins. But CH tomorrow is going to be AWKWARD.
Gretchen on May 8, 2008
Aw, Liffey is adorable. He has the most beautiful eyes!
Our first investment after we got Indy was a Danish bathroom wastebasket with a heavy-duty lid. We had some German musician friends over for dinner and Indy appeared during the second course. With a tampon hanging out of his mouth. He was just so proud of that wastebasket fishing expedition he had to show everyone what he caught!
We've managed to get him off of paper and onto stuffy toys. We have green guy and blue rat, both with squeekers, and a HUGE stuffed chicken they like to use as a pillow. And good sturdy nylabones.
I don't know how anyone could not like these dogs. They have so little in their racing life and then show so much love when they join your family. I don't even mind having cold wet noses in my face to wake me up at 5:30 am every single day. And our two are so much in love with each other that you almost need insulin to watch them sleep together and play.
TakeBackWhatYouSaidAboutThor on May 8, 2008
wait a minute -- are you a librarian? how did I miss that?
es-ki-mo on Apr 30, 2008
I smell Oscar for our Wedding Crashers 2, Electric Bugaloo script starring Kate, Johnny, Wino and Dave.
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hortense commented on Harrison Ford Deploys Fatal Handshake, at 1:29 PM on May 16
"I didn't lose my socks.
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hortense commented on Hatred Of Hollywood Women Reveals An Underlying Misogyny, at 1:15 PM on May 16
@BalknChain: Hooray!
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hortense commented on Loose Lips, at 12:51 PM on May 16
Yes, but did those fans get on the floor and do the New Kids dance?
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hortense commented on Hatred Of Hollywood Women Reveals An Underlying Misogyny, at 12:41 PM on May 16
@boring diatribes: It's my job to point fingers, dude.
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hortense commented on Hatred Of Hollywood Women Reveals An Underlying Misogyny, at 12:38 PM on May 16
I find it incredibly ridiculous that I have to remind people IN THIS THREAD not to call each other "idiot" or "ridiculous".
Make your argument without attacking each other, please.
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hortense commented on Hatred Of Hollywood Women Reveals An Underlying Misogyny, at 12:33 PM on May 16
@boring diatribes: You do realize that a comment like the one you made about what Renee and what she eats is just as offensive as making fun of her eyes, don't you?
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hortense commented on Hatred Of Hollywood Women Reveals An Underlying Misogyny, at 12:09 PM on May 16
@nyobserver: The culture on the internet.
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hortense commented on Hatred Of Hollywood Women Reveals An Underlying Misogyny, at 12:04 PM on May 16
Need an example?
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hortense commented on Flying Foxes, at 11:54 AM on May 16
Your mom is lovely, Dodai!
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hortense commented on Flying Foxes, at 11:53 AM on May 16
"You put the emPHASIS on the wrong sylLAble."
Oh, Gwyneth.
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hortense commented on Hillary = Not Exactly The Loser Here, People!, at 10:48 AM on May 16
@hamburgerhotdog: I saw them in concert too!
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hortense commented on Hillary = Not Exactly The Loser Here, People!, at 10:40 AM on May 16
@hamburgerhotdog: Don't give up!
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hortense commented on Our Sponsors Know That's The Way Love Goes, at 10:37 AM on May 16
Seriously you guys.
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hortense commented on Hillary = Not Exactly The Loser Here, People!, at 10:33 AM on May 16
I don't get along with Joanna Newsom, either, Moe.
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hortense commented on Amy & Pete: Don't Know, Don't Really Want To Know, at 10:25 AM on May 16
And it's just like he's in another world
doesn't see the danger on show
he'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole
it's just like she's in another world
and how they suit each other, oh no
but you never get close
it's impossible
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hortense commented on Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look, at 9:35 AM on May 16
@tscheese: @Eeva: @ElleL: @Bella_vina: Let's stick to her clothes, the scenery, and potential hilarious thoughts she might be having, please, and leave her body alone.
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hortense commented on Renee Zellweger Gives Catcaller A Cutting Look, at 9:27 AM on May 16
I'm guessing she's not listening to Blue Orchid, eh?
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hortense commented on Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married, at 9:10 AM on May 16
Oh, Dodai.
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