And no, we cannot lie. Forget the "hot or not" ratings systems on other sites: Crooked Panties lets you decide whether the badonk-kadonk of the week is a sweet swisher, merely closet booty, or whether you'd need a few shots of Courvoisier before getting all up in the jelly.

Crooked Panties: Daily Dose (CrookedPanties.com)

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