· It's just another manic Monday, so I'm all booked up, Friday, well, I'm in love, but Saturday Looks Good to Me.
· Lindsay Robertson and special guest, Ultragrrrl, host the monthly Ritalin Reading Series at Piano's with guest ADD-ers Amy Blair, Sarah M. Balcomb, A.J. Daulerio, John Devore, and Nick Poppy. And these folks didn't just bribe their doctors to diagnose them with ADD so they could get extra time on their SATs — they're the real deal and are guaranteed not to read for longer than four minutes.
· Tell your boss you have a "doctor's appointment" at Madison and 61st and that you think "it might take a while" because it involves "women's issues" — then skip to the Barneys summer sale.

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