We swear this item has nothing to do with the sex book being hawked by one of our new sponsors, but we smell a golden cross-branding promotional opportunity in the making: "The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master!" That is, if you can get her to stop laughing at how silly you look.

The Pussy Snorkel (pussysnorkel.com, via Coolio's)
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