Giggle if you will at this custom made, dildo-handled fishing rod (heh, "rod") currently on sale at eBay, but according to the item description it gets the job done just fine: "Not only did it perform well, it caught the most fish of any poles that day, AND I landed a 5 pound Whitefish with it!"

1 of a kind Ice Fishing Pole - The Fish F_cker 2000! (eBay - thanks Paul)
.WMV video of the Fish Fucker 2000 in action here.

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