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Funny, we always thought the whole point of love dolls was to have a partner who didn't make any noise during sex - but if you're yearning for a little more feedback while getting busy with a large piece of molded vinyl, this new wireless model from California Exotics might be just what you've been waiting for: "Pre-recorded 'sex talk' by Linn Thomas is activated on penetration. Futurotic™ pussy, ass, and mouth with a new expandable design." The realism, however, only goes so far: we're pretty sure that "A little to the left," "Ouch, that hurts!", and "Is it in yet?" aren't part of her repertoire.
"Linn Thomas™ Talking Love Doll™" (product info @ calexotics.com)
See also: Linn Thomas (official site @ linnthomas.com)
Blow-Up Talking Sheep (calexotics.com)
Previously: Torso Doll Smut, Unreal Dolls, Real Doll vs. SuperBabe, Odd Sex Toys, Japanese Love Dolls
Update Boing Boing has a suggestion for all you horny do-it-yourselfers out there: "She could speak everything from Shakespeare to software user manuals, for the man with the right set of tools. And, no, I actually mean tools. Dollmodding, anyone?" Let's get to work, people!
