"Runaway from Ohio, hoping to make it big in Hollywood. You may have seen me hanging out in the parking lots of places where famous people go, hoping to trade blow jobs for a walk-on part in 'Malcolm In The Middle'. I'm willing to do whatever it takes because, let's face it, I can barely read and don't know how to use a computer so in a couple months I'll be doing porn anyway." Heh.

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