· Our high regard for PJ Harvey almost precludes us from sharing this rather unflattering (and possibly Photoshopped) upskirt pic snapped during a recent concert. Almost. (Yahoo! Groups, via Popbitch)

· More musical celebrity nakedness in the news: never let it be said that Macy Gray doesn't make good on her promises, for better or worse. (The Superficial)

· Anna Kournawho? Maria Sharapova is suddenly the name on everyone's lips. (candid gallery @ bigxx.com)

· And it seems like only yesterday we were filching copies from under our stepdad's bed: Hustler Magazine Turns 30 (AVN)

· When bad names happen to good porn websites: BabeDump (babedump.com)

· Hair-tossing costar Natasha Cotroneo on the Cameron Diaz video: "It's just funny to me ... It wasn't like that. No genitalia shown. No touching shown. It was the idea of S&M. That's what it is. It wasn't porn." Hey, that's what we've been saying all along. (Celebrity Justice)

· Kerry vs. Bush: the real contest. (theamericanmind.com, via Daze Reader)

· Keira Knightley's boobies: now you don't see 'em, now you do! (tagliners.org, via Defamer)

· Well, duh: "Paris Hilton settling her legal battle with sex tape costar Rick Salomon in exchange for a cut of the profits" Now about that breath ... (E! Online/pub.tv2.no)

Update AVN reports that the story about Paris' settlement is false, despite reports in the NY Daily News and CNN Headline News. As far as we know, however, the story about her dogbreath remains uncontested. (AVN)

· Props to Neva Chonin for quoting the Pixies and using the word ithyphallophobia in the same article about Colin Farrell's alleged tremendoschlong: "When A Penis Is Too Big To See". For the record, though, the correct plural of "penis" is "penises". We looked it up. (sfgate.com)

· Defend teenie sexpot Francesca Willis' right to strip in Francesca Willis: The Flash Game. (Flash w/sound @ boneidol.net)

· Too much porn? Say it ain't so! (prehensile.com)

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