While we're wandering around downtown Los Angeles waiting for the doors of Erotica LA to open (note to selves: check the damn schedule next time), entertain yourselves with this weekend's assortment of remaindered smut links.

· This month in Stuff: some surprisingly sexy photos of Nicole Richie and some unsurprisingly desperate-looking photos of increasingly-desperate-for-attention Liz Phair.

· And speaking of aging attention whores ... great to see Naomi Campbell working the runway after all this time, isn't it? (Vogue UK)

· Eugene Volokh and Ernest Miller discuss the future of virtual porn. See what we have to look forward to? (corante.com)

· Britney's boob and astrophysics: the hidden link. (via Everlasting Blort)

· The dirtiest word you know has a long and fascinating cultural history. (matthewhunt.com - thanks Xeni)

· "It is dreamlike to have a sex with you!" Japanese Sex Lessons (via Your Dirty Mind)

· More secrets of the mysterious East: witness one lovely lass demonstrate the hidden benefits of yoga. (PerfectFlex.com TGP/preview gallery @ bizzo-tgp.com)

· Got an appetite for edible underwear? Just be careful when you pack your lunch (Quick Time video by Matthew Ehlers @ cbc.ca - thanks Yutai)

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