· Seymore Butts lays rest to fears that his product will suffer as a result of his decision to start shooting condomed porn: "It doesn't mean I'm not going to ask a girl to give a guy a rim job." Whew! (Salon - thanks Tyler)

· Who is Thomas "Rocco" Hansen, the Norwegian porn star who's planning that high school amateur flick everyone's getting so excited about this week? Our lack of Scandanavian porn contacts makes finding information a bit difficult, but he does seem to have some hardcore cred under his belt. (vidcaps @ paradise.no)

· Lauren Hutton, the early years. (bookofjoe.com)

· "What do athiests scream when they come?" The wit and wisdom of Bill Hicks, RIP (Alan Graham @ Boing Boing)

· Dutch TV personality Katja Schuurman poses for Playboy. We assume this is a big deal. (superpimp.nl - thanks Del)

· Mask-wearing supermodel in bikini spotted roaming the Brazilian countryside. Proceed with caution. (lun.com, via Attu)

· A hot Abercrombie chick who posts sexy photos of herself on her weblog alongside posts dealing with the nature of evil and the morality of war? Sounds too good to be true. (overstated.org, via Metafilter)

· Scandal rocks DC as a $300,000 penis pump becomes the focus of allegations against the the US Ambassador to Italy. Politics are weird. (Swamp City, via Wonkette)

· Horny at work? How about a little hot door sex action to help you get through the day? (.wmv video clip @ lookatvideo.com, via Coolio's)

· DIY dolls cater to your most perverted paper fantasies: Naughty Automata. Cool. (worldupsidedown.com, via Boing Boing)

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