1. A Friends writer's assistant harassment claim against Warner Brothers, et al, depicts the sitcom's writing environment: "[Writer] Adam Chase participated in conversations with Reich and Malins regarding Courteney Cox probably having dried twigs in her uterus."
2. Important Britney Spears update: buys Casio keyboard, puts keyboard in car.
3. Bloomingdale's opens in Soho tomorrow.

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