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We have to admit that the Olsen Twins' 18th birthday yesterday was pretty anticlimactic: no fireworks, no spontaneous mass masturbatory orgies in the streets, no freshly minted fake Olsen Twin porn flooding our inbox. Maybe the unmitigated flop that was "New York Minute" made everyone realize that they (1) can't act and (2) aren't really all that good looking. Maybe people are over the whole sexy twin thing. Or maybe everyone, like us, is too busy waiting for July 2nd now to care very much anyway.

"El Chocho de Ashley" (fake upskirt shot @ greenshines.com - thanks Chris)
"An Olsen Intervention" (sex advice for the Olsen Twins @ Salon)
The Olsen Twins (askmen.com)
"Creepy Olsen Twins Frighten Me" (article @ Winnipeg Sun)
Dirty Talk: Olsen Twins (discussion board with two fake Olsen Twin nudes @ Suicide Girls)
Hairy Kate and Gashley Do The World (abandoned blog @ flaminghotbabes.com)
See also: Countdown to Legality (redpac.com - thanks Sal)
Previously: Olsen Twins Countdown Review